How do you die from the thingy above?

[Smiley The Hun]

Nothing can strangle your neck and kill you.

That I doubt.

A man eating toilet come and kills a person.

Gum.

 

[ShyGuy27]

I step in it and get stuck. I die of thirst after being stuck for a week.

A noise.

 

[Smiddle]

The cloud releases an outburst of electrical discharge known to man as lightning; destroying my nervous system.

Yo momma

 

[ShyGuy27]

The cloud releases an outburst of electrical discharge known to man as lightning; destroying my nervous system.

Yo momma

You were a tad bit late with the cloud thing. Someone replied to that one about... *checks*... 13 posts ago.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

Yeah that was me who said cloud.

 

[Jesus Freak]

The cloud releases an outburst of electrical discharge known to man as lightning; destroying my nervous system.

Yo momma

Have her kick you and break your skull.

Daisy (The princess, not the flower.)

 

[Yoshario]

Make her aspolde and the aspolsion would make people die.

yo face

 

[Jesus Freak]

String rapidly blinking lights from your hat, then stare at a mirror. You get a seizure and DIE!

Pie

 

[Nerdy Guy]

You eat it only to find out later it was a bomb, *BOOM!*.

The Super Mario Wiki

 

[Weasel]

I kill so much time browsing it that I accidentally kill myself.

How do you die from an old-school Donkey Kong arcade machine?

 

[Jesus Freak]

If it falls on your head.

Tippi

 

[Lario]

You can get sliced by the pointy tips.

Pork.

 

[Weasel]

Cholesterol.

How do you die from an ink pen?

 

[ShyGuy27]

The ink blinds you and you wander into the middle of a highway, where a car hits you off a cliff, but you land on a parachutist who brings you down to the ground. Then a rattlesnake bites you and you die.

How about a penny?

 

[Lario]

It makes a small gap in your head. Before you get help you die of lack of blood in your head.

Yourself.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

Suicide (Don't do it, kids)

Oprah

 

[Lario]

She makes you the main dish of this thingy about commiting cannibalism.


Pac Man.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

He runs into to you, and you get killed by the sharp points on his mouth.

A girl

 

[Weasel]

She gives me the AIDS.

A pair of glasses.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

They turn out to be super powerful glasses from a secret government base, you put them on and stare into the sun.

8)

 

[Snowstalker]

I turn into Mario in that game, and I happen to suck at Donkey Kong.


A duck

 

[Smiddle]

The duck has a machine gun.

A pillow

 

[Lario]

It somehow relocates in your heart...

Sawneek.

 

[ShyGuy27]

While looking for the definition in the dictionary, I get a lethal paper cut.

Your mom.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I sit on her chair, and she doesn't notice me when she sits down in it.

New Age Retro Hippie