Issue 103

[2257]

please join the department of theology. we have dog biscuits

 

[Viper26]

please join the department of theology. we have dog biscuits

Doesn't exist yet. We could add it for the holiday issue.

 

[Stooben]

vhy are zhere alvays medical emergencies vhile i am off zhe clock

 

[Time Turner]

please join the department of theology. we have dog biscuits

Doesn't exist yet. We could add it for the holiday issue.

[me=Everyone]disappears in a puff of logic[/me]

 

[Anton]

yo bro viper it's your turn for prizes

 

[Pokemon DP]

do you accept rant filled reviews though

what do you think my reviews are aaayyyy

 

[Viper26]

They're good.

How do you like my Tables of Statistics?

 

[Lin Beifong]

As sub-director I am obligated to remain impartial and treat all teams equally. Therefore I will not say that fake news is king and deserves to rule over all else.

 

[Andymii]

As sub-director I am obligated to remain impartial and treat all teams equally. Therefore I will not say that fake news is king and deserves to rule over all else.

Because it isn't.

On the other hand... at Fun Stuff, we manage to find exciting ways to waste your time, without all that "fakeness." Obviously we are a superior team. (Packy back me up on this)

(JK)

 

[freakworld]

do you accept rant filled reviews though

what do you think my reviews are aaayyyy

Didn't check in a while

 

[Time Turner]

the critic corner lets you criticize and rant as much as you want

and nobody bats an eye

 

[Red Barchetta]

As sub-director I am obligated to remain impartial and treat all teams equally. Therefore I will not say that fake news is king and deserves to rule over all else.

Because it isn't.

On the other hand... at Fun Stuff, we manage to find exciting ways to waste your time, without all that "fakeness." Obviously we are a superior team. (Packy back me up on this)

(JK)

I can vouch for this! I also have damning evidence that Fake News is nothing but a sham, a lie. I will bring down the totalitarian rule of MCD.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

MCD has been fake news director for like 5 years.

 

[Lin Beifong]

As sub-director I am obligated to remain impartial and treat all teams equally. Therefore I will not say that fake news is king and deserves to rule over all else.

Because it isn't.

On the other hand... at Fun Stuff, we manage to find exciting ways to waste your time, without all that "fakeness." Obviously we are a superior team. (Packy back me up on this)

(JK)

I can vouch for this! I also have damning evidence that Fake News is nothing but a sham, a lie. I will bring down the totalitarian rule of MCD.

*stares Packy down menacingly*

 

[Nathan Fielder]

MCD has been fake news director for like 5 years.

whats your point

 

[freakworld]

mcd has exceeded his term by 6 years or sth probably

 

[Viper26]

u can't tell the truth in Fake News cuz its called Fake News.

 

[NEXandGBX]

this has already been stated but we have antoooooon. checkmate, others.

 

[Meta Knight]

I would consider working for Packy or Anton.

 

[Viper26]

But Anton isn't a Shroom section manager. He's the Awards Director.

I might also do Featured Character Artwork in Music/Artwork section.

 

[Stargazing]

i thought shroom was unity, damnit

 

[Anton]

But Anton isn't a Shroom section manager.

good, good, that's what you should be thinking

*jedi mind trick hand gesture thing* there's no shroom shadow government......I'm not pulling any strings.....you will turn your sections in on time

 

[Lin Beifong]

i thought shroom was unity, damnit

It is. The whole Shroom stands united under a purple flag.

 

[Pokemon DP]

[...]you will turn your sections in on time

Mate, nothing short of the all-encompassing shining power of Christ could get people to turn their sections in on time.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

u can't tell the truth in Fake News cuz its called Fake News.

absolutely disgusting libel

fake news is the only section that tells you the truth