User Let's Make A Deal - Ep. 02: Re-signups
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26
other zonk so nothing but $100.
dialogue soon!
E: I'm going to do the dialogue now so here it comes
>ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
other zonk so nothing but $100.
dialogue soon!
E: I'm going to do the dialogue now so here it comes
>ifthisweretv.exe
>running ifthisweretv.exe...
Roy: Welcome back to User Let's Make A Deal; speaking of deals, who wants to make one?
*screams*
Roy: That totally mismatched scarf with the business casual over there.
Bill: *not hearable* Me?
Roy: Yes, you. Come here.
Bill: To be honest, I never thought I'd be picked in...this.
Roy: Well then! What you do?
Bill: I'm a chimney-sweep.
Roy: Those things still exist?
Bill: Uh-huh.
Roy: Would you like an envelope?
Bill: Why not?
Roy: Then here's this one-what are you doing?
Announcer: I have this bigger envelope.
Roy: Why?
Announcer: I think Bill will want this.
Roy: He won't. He'll want mine. At least that's what I think. What do you want, Bill?
Bill: That big one looks like a trap, so I'll take the small envelope.
Roy: See? I said he'd want mine.
Announcer: It was $5,200 in cash.
Bill: *groans*
Roy: You still have this one.
Bill: Ok, let's see it.
Roy: Now wait a minute, I have this to offer you.
Announcer: It's a dining room set!
*audience cheers*
Announcer: Enjoy a nice dinner in this seven-piece dining room set. We include new dishes for you, making this deal worth $6,453!
Roy: Now you can take that or keep my envelope.
Bill: Envelope.
Roy: I give you dollars. 2,600 of 'em.
Bill: It's something, at least.
Roy: Right. Have a seat. Who wants a car?
*everyone cheers*
Roy: Elephant!
Moby: Ow!
Roy: He was so excited he slipped and fell.
Moby: Hi Roy!
Roy: Hey Moby. You pronounce it like Moby Dick, right?
Moby: Yep.
Roy: Well I said I had a car, and here it is. Curtain 1!
Announcer: It's a Toyota Camry!
Roy: I wasn't lying, was I?
Announcer: This Toyota Camry comes with 38 highway miles per gallon, rearview camera, heated seats, and more. This deal is worth $18,037!
Roy: You could get that $18,000 car, but first you have to tell me what you do.
Moby: I'm a cop!
Roy: Give this man a round of applause!
*applause*
Roy: Now to win that car, we're gonna play-
Announcer: *country style* Gold Rush!
Roy: You heard him, on the stage we have eight containers. Six have carts, the other two have zonks, and I think you know what that means. If you hit a cart, you go up the money ladder from $500 to $1,000 to $2,000 to $4,000 to car. But if you hit a zonk, you go to the bottom of the money ladder. Two zonks wins you a free trip back to your seat. You ready? Take your pick.
Moby: 5!
Roy: That's a cart! You have $500, and you can keep it and stop or go again.
Moby: 2!
Roy: Another cart! A grand and stop or keep going?
Moby: 8!
Roy: Cart number three! Two more to the car! Now, you can take your two grand and stop or go again.
Moby: 4!
Roy: Let's see it!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Sadly, there aren't enough carts left to get to the car, but you can go for two grand again.
Moby: 7!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Moby! I gotta send you back to your seat, have $100 for being a cop.
Moby: Thanks!
Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal Right after this.
*screams*
Roy: That totally mismatched scarf with the business casual over there.
Bill: *not hearable* Me?
Roy: Yes, you. Come here.
Bill: To be honest, I never thought I'd be picked in...this.
Roy: Well then! What you do?
Bill: I'm a chimney-sweep.
Roy: Those things still exist?
Bill: Uh-huh.
Roy: Would you like an envelope?
Bill: Why not?
Roy: Then here's this one-what are you doing?
Announcer: I have this bigger envelope.
Roy: Why?
Announcer: I think Bill will want this.
Roy: He won't. He'll want mine. At least that's what I think. What do you want, Bill?
Bill: That big one looks like a trap, so I'll take the small envelope.
Roy: See? I said he'd want mine.
Announcer: It was $5,200 in cash.
Bill: *groans*
Roy: You still have this one.
Bill: Ok, let's see it.
Roy: Now wait a minute, I have this to offer you.
Announcer: It's a dining room set!
*audience cheers*
Announcer: Enjoy a nice dinner in this seven-piece dining room set. We include new dishes for you, making this deal worth $6,453!
Roy: Now you can take that or keep my envelope.
Bill: Envelope.
Roy: I give you dollars. 2,600 of 'em.
Bill: It's something, at least.
Roy: Right. Have a seat. Who wants a car?
*everyone cheers*
Roy: Elephant!
Moby: Ow!
Roy: He was so excited he slipped and fell.
Moby: Hi Roy!
Roy: Hey Moby. You pronounce it like Moby Dick, right?
Moby: Yep.
Roy: Well I said I had a car, and here it is. Curtain 1!
Announcer: It's a Toyota Camry!
Roy: I wasn't lying, was I?
Announcer: This Toyota Camry comes with 38 highway miles per gallon, rearview camera, heated seats, and more. This deal is worth $18,037!
Roy: You could get that $18,000 car, but first you have to tell me what you do.
Moby: I'm a cop!
Roy: Give this man a round of applause!
*applause*
Roy: Now to win that car, we're gonna play-
Announcer: *country style* Gold Rush!
Roy: You heard him, on the stage we have eight containers. Six have carts, the other two have zonks, and I think you know what that means. If you hit a cart, you go up the money ladder from $500 to $1,000 to $2,000 to $4,000 to car. But if you hit a zonk, you go to the bottom of the money ladder. Two zonks wins you a free trip back to your seat. You ready? Take your pick.
Moby: 5!
Roy: That's a cart! You have $500, and you can keep it and stop or go again.
Moby: 2!
Roy: Another cart! A grand and stop or keep going?
Moby: 8!
Roy: Cart number three! Two more to the car! Now, you can take your two grand and stop or go again.
Moby: 4!
Roy: Let's see it!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Sadly, there aren't enough carts left to get to the car, but you can go for two grand again.
Moby: 7!
*zonk horn*
Roy: Moby! I gotta send you back to your seat, have $100 for being a cop.
Moby: Thanks!
Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal Right after this.
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Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Viper26
I'm going to update this now that my mafia's been over for a couple weeks
and also I have a LMAD related theme
So the only player left is Freakworld, and I'm going to offer him his deal
each of these colors has a number 0-9, and you have to order them to write a check
I'm going to update this now that my mafia's been over for a couple weeks
and also I have a LMAD related theme
So the only player left is Freakworld, and I'm going to offer him his deal
each of these colors has a number 0-9, and you have to order them to write a check
Re: User Let's Make A Deal - Currently Playing: Freakworld
5 6 2 4 3 8 0 9 1 7
5 6 2 4 3 8 0 9 1 7
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