Roy: Welcome back to User Let's Make A Deal; today's Big Deal of the Day is worth $28,858! Who wants to make a deal?
*whooooooo*
Roy: Who doesn't love chicken? Come here, chicken.
Sasha: *screams*
Roy: Hey, Sasha, how's it going?
Sasha: *almost hyperventilating* Good!
Roy: So what do you do?
Sasha: I'm a waitress.
Roy: Ok.
Sasha: Can I hug you?
Roy: Sure, 'cause who doesn't love a chicken hug?
*awww*
Roy: Ok, we're going to play 3-Card-Wendy. It's really simple, just pick a card and if it shows Wendy O. Koopa, you win this: small box!
*opens*
Announcer: It's a shopping spree!
Sasha: *screams*
Announcer: This deal's worth $2,500.
Roy: So a $2,500 dollar shopping spree or $1,000. Take your pick.
Sasha: *points to middle card* This one.
Roy: Wendy!
Sasha: *screams*
Roy: Now, without risking anything, we're going to play 4-Card-Larry. Pick a Larry Koopa card, get this: Big Box!
*opens*
Announcer: It's a home office!
Sasha: *screams*
Announcer: Work from hame in this home office with an oak desk, desk lame, and more! Plus, we're including this laptop and printer, making this deal worth $6,391!
Roy: Go get that home office. There's also a $500 and a $2,000.
Sasha: *points to card 1* That one.
Roy: Larry!
Sasha: *screams*
Roy: One more deal, called 5-Card-Roy. This one you either take what you have, or give it up for a chance at this: Curtain 2!
*opens*
Announcer: It's a new Fiat!
Sasha: *screams*
Announcer: Zoom down the highway in this Fiat 500! With rear view camera, heated front seats, and 32 MPG, this Fiat is probably some person's dream car! This deal's worth $17,574!
Roy: What are you gonna do: keep what you have or go for that car?
Sasha: I'm gonna keep what I have.
Roy: Good choice, you have $8,891 worth of prizes! Now, just for fun, pick a card. Two zonks, two cash ($750 and $1,500), one Roy. Go for it!
Sasha: *points at the fourth card* This.
Roy: Did you really want that car?
Sasha: Uhhh...
Roy: Uh is not an answer. Hopefully you didn't really want it, because...
Sasha: *groans*
Roy: It's a zonk!
Sasha: *screams*
Roy: Enjoy that shopping spree and home office, have a seat. Great meeting you, Sasha.
Sasha: *as she returns to her seat* You too!
Roy: More User Let's Make A Deal right after this.