9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Stooben]

392. Green mushrooms.

 

[Luigi+Daisyfan11]

393: Ghosts
(I hope no one else said that)

 

[Lario]

Someone said that.

393. Really skinny people with lengthy arms and legs.

 

[Luigi+Daisyfan11]

Someone said that.

393. Really skinny people with lengthy arms and legs.

394: Fat lumas that eat star bits and later turn into warp stars.

 

[Booman]

394.Coney Island disco palace

 

[Lario]

395. Turtles attracted to humans.
396. Shrinking planets (Deep Dark Galaxy (I think), SMG)

Sorry for the big bump, but I saw a guest veiwing this.

 

[Hobbes]

wow, now that was a big bump....



Anyways:

397: 95738067 Black HOles suns in a relatively short space.

 

[Lario]

398. Black holes that only suck up things that go into them. (SMG)
399. Mushrooms that don't grow on other objects.
400. Fungi not dependent on rotting stuff.

 

[Snowstalker]

401: Hats that protect your lower body from lava.

 

[Lario]

402. Inanimate objects with rather organic wings.
403. Blocks that seem to have never been made by anything judging their bizarre purpose.
404. The ability to get money by just hitting said blocks.

 

[Booman]

405: Big beanstalks.
406: Mushroom that shrink you.
407: Mushrooms that make you hover.

 

[Lario]

408. Suits based off of animals used to move around better in certain ways.

 

[Booman]

409: WALKING SKELETONS!

 

[Lario]

410. Stars that are on planets.

 

[Yoshi Boo 118]

31. Pipes that Warp you to other places
32. Multiple Lives
33. Shine Sprites

 

[Lario]

^ WTH.

414. Whatever Star bits are.

 

[Snowstalker]

415. Boxes that magically go into cannons smaller than they are.

 

[Lario]

146. Having enough space to have giant spheres of doom in a flying vehicle while you take up most of the vehicle itself. (SMW/NSMBW)

 

[MarioNinti]

66. Giant apes that kidnap a plumber's girlfriend.

Technically, he was a carpenter at that point.

he was a plumber mario vs donkey kong 2 donkey kong

 

[Lario]

66. Giant apes that kidnap a plumber's girlfriend.

Technically, he was a carpenter at that point.

he was a plumber mario vs donkey kong 2 donkey kong

He's referring to the original Donkey Kong, the game that started it all.

417. The ability to change your own DNA by eating someone else's. (BiS)

 

[ralphfan]

418. Talking half-dino half-elephant pink hermaphrodites ----->

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

419. The fact that Mario can hit enemies over the heads with a hammer and not make them get major concusions and whatnot (Paper Mario series).

 

[Jesus Freak]

420: The fact that you ccan bounce of of people's heads

 

[Time Turner]

421. The ability to enter a watch, thus making the watch have physical traits of the enterer. (WarioWare: Twisted!)

 

[Lario]

422. Planetoids that have different sizes/(possible) densities that all have the same level of gravity. (SMG) (This one is obvious if you stay in school AND listen...)