9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Jesus Freak]

305: Two wands with the same name (get the joke and win a prize..........................)

 

[Stooben]

306. A stone hand with an eyeball in the palm.

 

[Lario]

307. Air vehicles that are called "cars."

 

[Stooben]

308. Apes that can drive.

 

[Weasel]

309. Dinosaurs that can drive.

 

[Stooben]

310. Turtles that can drive.

 

[Stooben]

311. Plumbers that can drive dinosaurs.

lol

312. Dinosaurs that let plumbers drive them.

 

[Weasel]

313. Hermaphroditic egg spitting pink.....things.

 

[Lario]

314. People with big enough mouths to chew on others' heads.

 

[Mario]

315. People with heads small enough to be chewed.

 

[Stooben]

313. Hermaphroditic egg spitting pink.....things.

lol

316. A robot modeled after said hermaphroditic egg-spitting freak.

 

[Lario]

317. Mice that throw BOMBS.

 

[Easmo]

305: Two wands with the same name (get the joke and win a prize..........................)

Lemme guess... the star rod? (the Mario one and the Kirby one share the name).

 

[Hobbes]

317. Mice that throw BOMBS.

318. Bombs that throw mice.


Oh wait, that doesnt exist

319. Turtles that fly in clouds

 

[Lario]

^ Everything in this thread doesn't exist!

320. Babies that are royalty at birth. (Apparently... BP and BD.)

 

[Jesus Freak]

321: Babies that exist at the same time as their older counterpart.

 

[Lario]

322. People who wear the same colors of clothing nearly their entire lifetime. (More baby things...)

 

[Stooben]

323. People with gigantic pink noses.

 

[Lario]

324. People who can die without hats. (SMSunshine)

 

[Stooben]

325. Hats that have wings to help you fly.

 

[Lario]

326. Hats that turn you into metal.
327. Unmeltable metal.
328. Mobile Metal (Metal Mario)

 

[Stooben]

329. Flowers that make you turn invisible.

 

[Lario]

330. Flowers that give you special abilities in general.

 

[Stooben]

331. Flowers that grow out of bricks.

 

[Stooben]

333. Babies that get super-powers and a cape from touching a star.