9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

284. X-Nauts

Sorry if that one was already said, too, but I'm too lazy to go through all twelve pages right now.
 
P. A.: I'm sure nobody said it. They must've been referring to Bumpties. I'm referring to REAL penguins being blue.

285. Penguins more than twice the size of a human.
286. Penguins who race people.
 
287: Lumas

IceKirby said:
21. Turtles can't use headgear.
22.Turtles can't Throw Hammers.
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McToast said:
24. Soccor with stupid crazy powerups.
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Stooby Dooby Doo said:
43. Nerdy chameleons
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McToast said:
124. Flipside
125. Flopside


...I hope
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Princess Apes said:
186. Sarasaland
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Mario said:
Giant Board games with floating dice blocks.
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Oh,snap..................................
McToast said:
Stooben Rooben said:
75. The fact that everything in existence ALWAYS SMILES.
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I saw Rolie Polie Olie the other day while flicking around and noticed everything in that show had faces too... hm, I smell a consipiracy.

76. A kingdom in which its landmarks dissapear and are replaced with some other crap.
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DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!


Stooby Dooby Doo said:
Free Loader said:
143. Monarchy that doesn't suck.

(/me promotes his political views in mario forum?)
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WE THE PEOPLE OF THE MARIOWIKI FORUMS--*shot*

144. Identity theft cause by someone wearing a bed sheet.
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xD
Looniju said:
280. A measurement system for how healthy you are.
281. A hat that somehow sticks to your head and lifts you into the sky without pulling your hair.
282. Snowmen that you can't break with a hammer.
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LOL, does MC Ballyhoo even HAVE hair?
 
291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)
 
Lario said:
291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)
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Pfft, you could go 8-bit by jumping into a jar in the original PM.
 
LarryTheCableGuy27 said:
Lario said:
291. The ability to become 8-Bit behind a curtain (PM:TTYD. X-Naut place.)
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Pfft, you could go 8-bit by jumping into a jar in the original PM.
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Didn't play it...
292. Dice that you jump into.