What if?

[Paper Mario]

I would abolish the law that prevents Beanbean, Pi'illo and other RPG-based residents from living in the Mushroom Kingdom (the one portrayed in the main series).

What if you were Waluigi?

 

[Meta Knight]

I'd start eating fatty foods so I wouldn't look like a twig.

What if you were Fawful

 

[Kingfawful4321]

I'd eat myself. despite all my family's begs and pleads not to commit suicide. They don't know of my delicious beany goodness.




What if this forum unexpectedly shut down?

 

[TinTinfinite]

We [users] will be forumless (homeless).

What if the continents are oceans and vice-versa?

 

[Nate Jacobs]

I'd drown.
What if you could die and bring yourself back to life whenever you wanted?

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I'd make my own Magic Show.

What if someone took over your body?

 

[TinTinfinite]

I'll take another body.

What if everything is free?

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Maximum Snickers



What if your eyebrows suddenly became pythons?

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Then many dogs and cats would die.

What if Sakurai was never born?

 

[Paper Mario]

Miyamoto would direct Smash and add in Pink Gold Peach and Kersti.

What if Super Paper Mario had a direct story sequel?

 

[TheFarmboy]

It would be the Franchise Killer for the Paper Mario games.

What if the cops showed up at your door?

 

[Nate Jacobs]

(Disappears in a puff of smoke)
Cops: It's been one of those days...

What if you could go into video game worlds?

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Spoiler

What if you suddenly became a gerbil?

 

[Meta Knight]

I would be the guinea pig because no one else turned into a gerbil.

What if they announced a Pokemon Gamma Emerald (remake of Emerald)

 

[Nate Jacobs]

People would whine that it wasn't called Delta Emerald.

What if KingFawful4321 wasn't a pervert (see his above post)?

 

[Meta Knight]

He wouldn't have posted that.

What if Nintendo went out of business?

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

I would be sad.

What if Captain Falcon got cut?

 

[TinTinfinite]

I would be sad.

What if Captain Olimar got cut?

 

[Lumastar]

I would be upset because he is unique, represents an entire franchise, and should function well on the stronger hardware utilized by future Smash Bros. titles.

What if you became the mayor of your town?

 

[TinTinfinite]

(My town in Animal Crossing) My town will be like Silent Hill.
(My real life town) I would be upset, if you rise the electricity bills.

What if the internet was invented in the 1940s?

 

[Meta Knight]

It'd be better than it is now.

What if the sun blew up?

 

[Lumastar]

Now? The explosion would destroy the planet almost instantly.

What if Black Friday did not exist?

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

There wouldn't be people going crazy for things they don't need.

What id Christmas doesn't happen this year?

 

[TinTinfinite]

It's okay. There's Boxing Day in Australia.

What if "the cake isn't a lie"?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

The pie wouldn't be fake. What if ALL you could say was: HI I'M DAISY!!!