What if?

I would abolish the law that prevents Beanbean, Pi'illo and other RPG-based residents from living in the Mushroom Kingdom (the one portrayed in the main series).

What if you were Waluigi?
 
I'd eat myself. despite all my family's begs and pleads not to commit suicide. They don't know of my delicious beany goodness.




What if this forum unexpectedly shut down?
 
I'd drown.
What if you could die and bring yourself back to life whenever you wanted?
 
I'd make my own Magic Show.

What if someone took over your body?
 
It would be the Franchise Killer for the Paper Mario games.

What if the cops showed up at your door?
 
(Disappears in a puff of smoke)
Cops: It's been one of those days...

What if you could go into video game worlds?