Would you Rather? Mario Edition

Pronouns
She/Her
The Rules are simple
here's an example:
Guy 1: Would you rather?
1. Be Mario
2. Be Luigi
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Guy 2: Be Mario

Guy 2: Would you rather...

See?, it's so simple

Please note that this has to be MARIO THEMED

I'll start....
Would you rather...
1. Stomped by Mario
2. Burned by a Fire Flower
 
At least getting stomped will only get you a concussion; Fire Flower would probably kill me, so I choose the stomp.

Would You Rather

A: Get eaten by a Chain Chomp
B: Eat a live Chain Chomp.
 
Eat it because hey, I wanna live!

Would you rather

Jump off Rainbow Road without a parachute or Lakitu to save you or
Get eaten by a boss bass
 
Flareon said:
Eat it because hey, I wanna live!
Well, it's still alive, so it can eat you from inside you. Even if it was dead, you would still die from either exploding because Chain Chomps are big, or because you consumed too much metal.

Character I hate so I can at least live.

WYR
1. Be kidnapped by Bowser for life.
2. Get roasted by Bowser.
 
Get squished by a Thwomp

Would you rather...
1. Be the Mario Character you HATE
or...
2. Be a Mario Character and get Severly Retconned
 
Bowser Jr. because he's the favorite child and I would get whatever I want.

Would you rather be brainwashed by Count Bleck or by Fawful?
 
Wow that's actually really tough now that I think about it.

Though I think Luigi would probably be a lot more fun to be around, I would pick Rosalina because her personality is closer to mine and I think we'd get along better because of it (the contrast in the tone of her voice between Galaxy and Kart 8 would suggest that she's often quite reserved but seriously enjoys those times when she has fun, just like me).

If you had only one chance to participate in a Mario Kart race would you rather:
1. Enjoy the entire race as a whole staying near the front of the pack but get Blue Shelled right at the end?
2. Start off horribly and never catch up but never get hit by any items?
 
Near the front of the pack...

Would you rather...

1. Fall off the Sweet Sweet Canyon
or
2. Drown in the Sparkling Waters
 
Fall off sweet sweet canyon because I'd have Lakitu to catch me

Would you rather erase Sticker Star from existence and make all the subsequent Paper Mario games like the first three,

or would you rather keep Sticker Star and have it influence future titles?
 
Erase Sticker Star from existence (duh)

Would you rather feed Wario a Bob-Omb or blast him out of a cannon and into a volcano seconds before it erupts?
 
Blast him out of a cannon into a volcano about to erupt.

Would you Rather
A: Be a partner in a Paper Mario game or
B: A driver in Mario Kart?
 
Shiny Umbreon said:
Be a Partner in a Paper Mario game.

Would you rather be cut from Smash Bros. or Mario Kart?
SMASH BROS. SMASH BROS!

Would you rather...
1. Get eaten by Yoshi
2. Get eaten by a Chain Chomp
 
Eaten by Yoshi.

Would you rather:
Live through TTYD
Live through SPM
 
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