Things not to do at the Super Market

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Post funny, crazy, origanal, or just plain dumb things, that you shouldn't do at the super market. No repeating stuff someone already said. Things do not have to be humanly possible, just have to do with the Super Market. Use numbers so we can keep track of how many ideas we got. (Though this didn't use numbers when it was first made)

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!

LET'S BEGIN!!!

1. Walking your dog in the freezer section.
 
Let's use numbers...

2. Saying BLAH BLAH BLAH 985,434,999 times into the speaker thingie.
 
4. Yell "Cannon Ball!!!" and jump into a basket of Apples.
 
Free Loader said:
Whatever I do at the Super Market. Which usually involves flailing my arms around, bugging my mom to buy me candy, and browsing lolicon on my iPhone...
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God, you're insane!
 
ShyGuy27 said:
Free Loader said:
Whatever I do at the Super Market. Which usually involves flailing my arms around, bugging my mom to buy me candy, and browsing lolicon on my iPhone...
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God, you're insane!
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We all knew thaaat.
 
6. Rub chocolate on the windows.






Why isn't anyone else posting anything?
 
7. Fart on the intercom. (The speaker microphone.)