Me: Onwards to Route 104....after I procrastinate and go on the Internet on my phone. Let me check my emails. Oh. This is interesting. Apparently this person who is always watching me is tracking me and random strangers follow my journey. It says it is promoted by Norman my father. Oooookkkkaaaayyyy. Also, I got some email from this thing.
Dear Natalie,
Sceptile is a disgrace to the Pokéuniverse. If Grovyle evolves into Sceptile, release immediately. Got that?
Sincerely, Grovy<3
Well...Sceptile does look like he's got some...er never mind. If it makes you happy I suppose.
And here is another one.
DEAR NATALIE!!!!!!,
I am you number one biggest fan! If you must do one thing, you have to level at least one Pokémon to L100 before you beat the Elite 4. I know you can do it, I believe in you!!!!
Love, NatalieFan#1
Whatever floats your root beer creeper. But seriously, I have a number one fan? I don't know if I should be freaked out or flattered. But, I shall go on with this! My fans await me! Besides, I cannot have Vommack have a better journey than me.
Now there is a grass section and a beach section...I want to walk on the beach. *walks on the beach*
Person: Hey you, battle me.
*I looked over and saw and saw a Fisherman*
Bring it on.
Fisherman: And now, for my prized collection.
Me: Hahahahahahahaha. Are you the obligatory Magikarp only joke Fisherman.
Fiserman:...one of them.
Me: Are you implying that there is more? Oh man, prepared to get CRUSHED. Ralts, come back. Treecko, go do this easy job.
Fisherman: Haha, you wasted your first turn. Magikarp, use splash!
Fisherman: Your turn.
Me: Your strategy is God-tier.
Fisherman: Really?
Me: No. Treecko use absorb and let's leave.
*We left 30 seconds later*
*As we walked North, we ran into a Wrumple*
Me: Ok, Ralts, come ba
Ralts: Ralts (No)
Me: What are yo
OMG Ralts, you learned a move that causes damage!
*the Wrumple used tackle on Ralts, but Ralts skillfully dodges it*
Ok, let's finish this. Ralts, USE CONFUSION!
*A critical hit! The Wrumple fainted*
Oh yes! Great job Ralts. We are going to have much more fun now!
*And just a little while later*
Me: Climbing up the level ladders fast now. Also, we have reached the Petalburg woods! Oh look at this sign "Welcome to Petalburg Woods. Still not as hellish as Viridian Forest"
....Good luck Vommack.