Hahahahah, plot in Pokémon. I am still laughing about that.
Me: But seriously, Route 102 is open now. Also, I researched this this Route. Apparently there is this Pokémon called Ralts here and the final evolution is like God-tier. Problem is, Ralts is appears only 4% of the time. Ugh. Still, I am determined
Trainer: Hey you!
Me: Yeah?
Calvin: I am Youngster Calvin and we met eye to eye, so we need to battle.
Me: Uhhh, I am pretty sure I only saw you out of the corner of my eye, which is not "eye to eye" per se, and that reasoning is stupid.
Calvin: BATTLE ME!!
Me: Fine.
One of those? Let's get this over with Treecko.
*Two turns later*
Now gimme your money. Pokéballs are not going to buy themselves.
*A few steps later*
Oh look, my first wild battle on Route 102. Not Ralts though.
Still not Ralts
BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!! <3 *picks berries
So I got Pecha and Oran berries. The two most famous kinds. Cool. Time to look for more Ralts.
This could be useful. Not even close as good as like Extreme Speed, but close enough.
OMG, THIS IS THE 150TH POKéMON I HAVE FACED ON THIS STUPID ROUTE. 4% my butt. I should have seen SIX BY NOW.
Meh, experience.
Me: YES FINALLY. Ok, this all comes down to this. Treecko go!
Treecko: Cko-tree
Me: Treecko, you must injure the Ralts, but not enough to KO it. Can you do that?
Treecko: Treeck!
Me: Treecko, use Absorb.
Treecko: *does that and drains a good portion of Ralts's health*
Me: I think that is enough. *gets Pokéball out* POKéBALL GO!
*The Pokéball captures Ralts and shakes a couple of times
Me: Victory. Now to level you up my girl. Like with the Poochyena.
.....
How am I supposed to win when Ralts only knows Growl? Let me check this on the Internet besides actually thinking off a strategy.
*A long time later*
Ewwwwwwwww, time to get off the Internet again. No wait, I was going to look something up....oh right. How to level up Ralts. Googling...Oh, so apparently first turn you just switch out Ralts. Says the same is done with Magikarp and Abra too. Ok then. Ralts, come back. Treecko go!
That was rewarding. It probably will take forever for Ralts to learn anything useful.
Hey look, my father is the gym leader here. Also, a Pokémart. I need to stock up.
Me: Oh good, you actually have Pokéballs.
Cashier: Of course we do, what Pokémart doesn't?
Me: You would be surprised. Anyways, I will take two of everything.
And here is where my father works. I suppose I better visit him.
Me: Yeah of course.
Norman: So Natalie, if you want to be—
Me: Yeah, he sucks at Pokémon.
Norman: Yeah, and it is kind of pathetic. You should help him.
Me: I don't know...
Norman: I will give you a lollipop.
Me: I will do it.
Wally: So can I have a Pokémon.
Norman: *gives Wally one*
Me: *thinks: I wish I got free Pokémon*
Me: *thinks: I wish I got free Pokéballs too*
Me: Yeah, but I am doing this for me, and not for you.
Norman: Happy guiding you two.
Me: ....Wait....GUIDE? THIS IS A GUIDE??? NOOOOOOO, I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO POKéMON. YOU TRICKED ME DAD. I BETTER GET TWO LOLIPOPS OUT OF THIS. *follows Wally*
Me: No, really? I thought they hid up your—
Wally: OMG, is that what I think it is?
Wally: IT'S A RALTS!
Me: What???? I go through over 150 wild battles and find nothing, and you find one on your first try. I hope you lose just because of that.
Wally: Zigzagoon, attack!
Zigzagoon: *attacks*
Wally: Good, now to use the Pokéball. *gets Pokéball and throws*
Dammit.
Yes, let's.
Me: *cries internally cursing my bad luck*
Wally: Thanks old man. *leaves*
Norman: Hey you little...*sigh* kids these days...
Norman: Just be awesome.
Me: Awesome?
Norman: Yeah, everything is awesome when you are part of a Pokémon team.
Me: What about when you are living your dream?
Norman: Yeah that too.
Me: I will make sure I will kick your butt.
Norman: We'll see.
Me: Knowing you, you probably have some weak type.
Norman: ...No...
Me: Well I will find out later instead of asking you. Bye!
Norman: See ya.
Me: *leaves
Me: Well I am at Route 104. Apparently this takes me to my first gym leaders. There is a lot more battles up aead. If I can even imagine that after searching DAYS for a Ralts.