Before I start with what has been "accomplished" today, here's what's been going on in the game's story so far:
In the beginning, Bowser ruined everything and kidnapped Peach. Without a single Textbox.
Yeah.
Then we got introduced to Bowser Jr., who had like one line, a battle and since then I haven't see him again.
And then there's Kamek who, in this game, has done more than every other character so far. Which is funny because in past Paper Mario games it always seemed like there are tons of Kameks (or Magikoopas in the English version) and not that specific Kamek (from (for example) Yoshi's Island), and now he suddenly is back. Huh.
Anyways, there were a ton of really shitty levels so let's get over them real quick.
3-4 was kinda lame because Wiggler's body part played hide 'n seek with me in 3 rooms.
There was another exit in that level but essentially, what the chat told me, is that I can't reach that until far in the future.
3-5 is filled with poison again. And a ton of Snifits in the poison. So yeah, I died a lot.
Turns out there are some trees that you can punch in the level, which drop leaves into the poison that you can stand on. After some BS where I didn't know what to do I got to the Wiggler part. Then LN1 told me that I had to get a crumpled piece of paper form the beginning of the level thats ona ledge I cannot even reach.
It THEN turned out, that you have to beat Wiggler's body part, drop past the goal, hit another tree, stand on that leaf, and then you reach a ledge opposite of that crumpled piece of paper.
Well then Icemario told me there's an INVISIBLE COIN BLOCK THAT I HAVE TO TRIGGER FROM BELOW OR ELSE I CAN'T JUMP OVER.
So all that way again. Ugh.
After 20 more minutes I've finally reached the piece of paper, which is a tree stump, without which I can't even advance that game. Great, great, great.
So after another 10 minutes I had both exits of the level, on leading back to 3-2, and the other one leading to 3-6, which is essentially a proxy level.
3-6 has an item store. Well, see for yourself.
You see that door there? Well all over the game, there are paintings of doors on some walls. I was like "oh gee that got to be part of the scenery!"
Well actually that door for 80$, you can place that on those door paintings to turn them into real doors, which then lead to a room full a stuff (usually)
As I've been told by LN1, there's actually a door right in that level. In there is a fish hook, and you actually need that to advance the game.
It's fucking cool how they hide things without telling you that you need them huh?
The only other thing in that level is a Toad who talks like fucking Shakespeare who tells you the story on how Wiggler (who can actually run over water by the way (fuckin Jesus)), being the only one who could reach a far off island where Kamek hid a royal sticker and from where all the poison comes from, got slaughtered by Kamek because he feared that Mario could ride him to get to that island.
But Wiggler being Jesus as he is, miraculously survived as a talking head.
Also that level does not have a goal point. When you leave it it just counts as beaten. Lol.
So I head back to Wiggler's hood with one of his body parts behind me, place the tree stump there and trigger the second of three exits.
Next stop: 3-7!
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