Which Despicable Me minion is the best?

Which Despicable Me minion is the best?

  • Dave (he drove the car in to the Mall.)

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Stuart (Gru asked Stuart to date him and Stuart said "Leay...No.")

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Tim (Went to the super market to try the massage chair.)

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Phil (Dressed as a baby boy.)

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Mark (Sang karaoke dressed as a Mom.)

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Kevin (Was the first Evil Minion.)

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Jerry (Was scared of a cat.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Jorge (photocopied his butt.)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I didn't see DM.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • What's a Minion?

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
    9

RedShell

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GalacticPetey said:
They're all the same little annoyance that offer nothing to the plot and take away focus from the main characters.
Per.
 
"subplot"

how do you have a subplot about them if the movie is literally about them
 
Okay guys, calm down. The minions were funny, and they definitely added to the general enjoyability of the first movie.

idk which one is best though, i mean c'mon, they all look nearly the same. part of what makes gru so cool is that he recognizes which one is which when it's next to impossible for us to do so
 
Dr. Javelin said:
part of what makes gru so cool is that he recognizes which one is which when it's next to impossible for us to do so
how do you even know that

what if he just invents the names each time he says one

what if they're all the same person and gru can just never remember the name
 
because he does refer to certain ones differently

like, when he wanted the wi-fi fixed he would ask for a certain one