Throw something at the above user

SmartGuy

A complete wanker.
I did this before the other day so some may remember, basically you throw something at the above user (repetition of title) and then something can happen, I shall start

*Throws a garlic at Mr Nonexistant so Wario eats him*
 
(Dude, this should be in forum games.)

Picks a hair straw from the guy in your sig and throws it at you.
 
*Throws Stalin's mustache, tupee, clothes and Soviet flag at Smiddle making him look just like him*
 
Y'know I meant to put this in forum games but I put it hereby accident. move please.

*Throws super toxic chlorine at you*