Here's a new one:
On Circuit Break Island, a Pyro Guy had entered a race and was outrunning all the ordinary cars! As Herringway snoozed in the bleachers, eating a Whacka's Bump (eeeeewwwww) the Local Reporter raced up to ask Herringway for a few words on his latest book, Dinosaur Dilemma. As Herringway found himself surrounded by eager fans, he decided to break for it and raced to a Rocket Barrel, which propelled him to Rocket Barrel Ride. Suddenly, a Venus Fire Trap popped out of a barrel and spat a Snow Bunny covered in gooey Syrup (eeeeewwwww X2) which knocked Herringway back among his fans. He sighed and began the dreary work of signing autographs...