Things That Fictional Characters Would NEVER Say

[Paper Mario]

Fawful: I got an A in English.

 

[Mintiously]

Fluttershy: Smoke weed everyday. 8)

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Daisy: I forgot my name.

 

[Lumastar]

Stanford Pines: I'm completely honest.

 

[Paper Mario]

Wario: "I want to marry Mario"

 

[Lumastar]

Link: Hey, I'm Link! How are you doing?

 

[Mintiously]

Luigi: BANANA MOO APPLESAUCE.

Me in RL: WTF?

 

[TheFarmboy]

Peach: Finally installed that new security system. I am totally a strong independant woman.

 

[Lumastar]

Wario: Time to donate to the orphanage!

 

[Mintiously]

Mario: I could be a pirate! Arr! Or a spaceman! Beep!
Luigi: A human!
Peach: Luigi, you're already a human!
Luigi: See, it works! Now you try!

 

[FirstForFun]

Toad: It's a me, Toad

 

[Paper Mario]

Toad: I think I'll refrain from being annoying today.

 

[Stargazing]

Mario: Hi, I'm Daisy!

 

[Nysic]

Baby Rosalina: I feel like dying today.

(unfortunately)

 

[Meta Knight]

Iron Man: Captain America is better than me

 

[Lily x]

Dio Brando: I just realised I am a really huge jerk

 

[Mintiously]

Mario: I'm not going to save Peach ever again

 

[Paper Mario]

Toad: Sorry Toadette, I can't race with you today because I'm gonna be at the bar with Waluigi.

 

[Cirdec]

Villager: I can talk.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Groot: Apparently I am not actually Groot. Hi, I'm Albert Wood, from Albert Wood's Car Emporium, and if you're looking for a good car at great new prices, then you're in luck! Because at Albert Wood's Car Emporium, our prices beat all, or I'll rip my arms off!

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Villager: I can talk.

Technically they can talk such as when you find a bug or a fossil.

 

[Pit]

SSB Marth: *something in english*

 

[Magikrazy]

Mario- On second thought, you can keep the princess.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Ridley: I am so glad I'm playable in Smash Bros.!

 

[Mintiously]

Freddy Fazbear: Guys, let's not kill the guard.