Things That Fictional Characters Would NEVER Say

[Shy Guy Forever]

Princess Peach: I'm actually going to try to fight against Bowser next time he kidnaps me.

 

[Mintiously]

:IM A STUPID DORK.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Goomba: Hey, I can talk!

 

[Mintiously]

Buzzy Beetle : I CAN TOO

 

[YuruNex]

Vommack: I'm too small.

 

[Mintiously]

MINI MARIO: IM HUGE!

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Toadette: I hate everyone

 

[Mintiously]

Toad: Ok, Squidward.

Squidward: LALALALALALAAAAAAAA!

IM

SO HAPPYYYYYYY!

 

[Luigidaisy1]

Link: I don't talk....

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mini Mario: Suk on dat donke kawng

 

[Stargatedalek]

Kyubey; I'm sorry *while actually meaning it*

 

[Mintiously]

Luigi: -puts up middle finger- -bleep- YOU, MARIO!

Mario: BANANA!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Yoshi: FINLAND!!

 

[Mintiously]

Bowser: I'm so lame you don't even know?

 

[Magikrazy]

Ronald McDonald: I never met a Whopper I didnt like

 

[Mintiously]

: Fart.

: I'M SKINNY!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario: Marry me, everyone.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Most Pokémon: Something that is not their name

 

[TheFarmboy]

; "I love Luigi. He's my hero!"

 

[Will Solace]

; "I love Luigi. He's my hero!"

You promptly get killed by amateur Mario fanboys.

Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, straight Luigi?

 

[TheFarmboy]

; "I love Luigi. He's my hero!"

You promptly get killed by amateur Mario fanboys.

It was an unoriginal pairing.

Back to topic.

I hate my brother.

I hate you too Luigi.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Just about any line given to him in the Nostalgia Critic's phone calls -Stanley (A Troll in Central Park)

 

[TheFarmboy]

"All you can eat buffet? I need to watch my figure!" Goku, Dragon Ball.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

"I'm gay" -SpongeBob

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

"I hate rightousness"- Gallade