IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU [EDIT: MOSTLY]

Contra(dictory)

also I hang out here, I guess
Even if you aren't particularly tech-literate, I'll lay this out in the simplest manner possible for you. This is important information, no matter who you are or what sites you visit. If you're running Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 or even Windows 8, you are in danger.

First off, Ransomware is a form of malware that takes control of your computer and refuses to let you use it until you pay up, and the prices range from anywhere to a couple hundred to thousands of dollars. I highly doubt any of you are packing that kind of money, so listen up. If you follow these steps, you should be safe.

  • Make backups. Backing up your files may sound tedious- and it is- but if you don't have a functional backup when this happens, you'll have no choice but to pay up or, in the worst case, say goodbye to your files for good.
  • Install an antivirus. At the moment, Avast! and Malwarebytes Pro are the only known antivirus programs capable of preventing infection from the biggest ransomware yet, CryptoLocker.
  • For fuck's sake, don't open spam emails, don't use torrents from untrusted sites, and stay as far away as humanly possible from porn and "free" streaming sites.

This PSA was created because the newest bit of Ransomware, CryptoLocker, basically completely bricks your computer if you don't pay up. Other bits of Ransomware can be removed in Safe Mode or are easily avoided- this one is not. CryptoLocker works by encrypting your computer's files, rendering them unusable, and then demanding your payment within a short deadline. If you don't pay up in time, they throw away the key and nothing you can do will ever get those files back.

Create routine backups- weekly, preferably- so that even if you get hit by this, you won't lose everything.

Install either version of Avast or Malwarebytes Pro to ensure you're safe. So far, this can only be prevented. Once it begins, you are powerless.

This thing's spreading like the flu. Be careful, browse safe, and spread the word as much as you can to make sure your friends and family don't get hit by this.

Here's a Reddit thread that documents it better than I did. Be sure not to click any links in that thread- or any suspicious links, really- and stay tuned to see if anyone can find a solution to this fiasco.

Based Sora said:
Good news: relatively easy to remove!


Bad news: if you don't pay, your encrypted files are still lost.

I would still advise showing some caution, but as long as you backup your most important stuff on a regular basis, you should be fine.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

Dammit. Well, I am a user of Avast, so I should be safe for now, but I'll see if I can make a Back-up of important things.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

Make sure you do routine scans and you keep it updated. This is only the beginning- chances are once this dude gets enough money, he's gonna make something even worse.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

>Once it begins you are powerless

This is never the case. You may lose all of your data, but you are never powerless. You can wipe shit. At the very most, you could replace your HDD/SSD.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

i never actually found out how to make a backup image

so if you have any advice on how to back up my computer at all i'd be pretty grateful
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

Go and buy an external hard drive.

There are settings in windows that'll ask you if you want to set it up as a backup drive.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

ahahahaha

it takes over your computer and then encrypts your files?

that's incredibly nefarious and i'm surprised no one thought of this before

One trick that helps against most viruses is to not run your computer with an admin account. That way, even if a virus gets onto your computer, it won't have the admin privileges necessary to wreck stuff.

Of course, the most insidious viruses can get around this, but it might help.
 
Re: IMPORTANT PSA: RANSOMWARE WILL WRECK YOU

This isn't anything new, Ransomware has been around since at least the middle of the last decade.

It's just a recent instance being performed on an credibly large scale. However, I am of the belief that most users of this forum aren't at a high risk to contract this virus, but it doesn't hurt to be safe.