Why do we love Mario

[Kool_Koopa]

Why do we love Mario? There are lots of reasons why. We love Mario because...
(can you, yes you lazy thing finish the sentence for me?

 

[Garlic Man]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

 

[Lario]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

If Mario was real (I'll post an image of the real Mario's head later...) he'd kill you like all the Goombas and Koopas he defeated over the years.

Plus, Wario's the fat guy.

 

[Garlic Man]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

If Mario was real (I'll post an image of the real Mario's head later...) he'd kill you like all the Goombas and Koopas he defeated over the years.

Plus, Wario's the fat guy.

What, this peice of crap?

Yeah, Wario's fat too, and I'm proud of it. Feedin' off them garlics...

 

[Lario]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

If Mario was real (I'll post an image of the real Mario's head later...) he'd kill you like all the Goombas and Koopas he defeated over the years.

Plus, Wario's the fat guy.

What, this peice of crap?

Yeah, Wario's fat too, and I'm proud of it. Feedin' off them garlics...

In response to title: Since he has a famous series, EVEN Hotel Mario, which pwnz the others...


If you need help getting through the Hotels, please look at the Enclosed Instruction Book.

 

[Garlic Man]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

If Mario was real (I'll post an image of the real Mario's head later...) he'd kill you like all the Goombas and Koopas he defeated over the years.

Plus, Wario's the fat guy.

What, this peice of crap?

Yeah, Wario's fat too, and I'm proud of it. Feedin' off them garlics...

In response to title: Since he has a famous series, EVEN Hotel Mario, which pwnz the others...


If you need help getting through the Hotels, please look at the Enclosed Instruction Book.

Please look at the enclosed instructions lying within hidden fathoms of the enclosed instruction book, which can only be accessed through the game... but the game cannot be accessed without the instructions. What a paradox.

 

[Garlic Man]

He's a fat-ass. We hate you because...

My god, stop going out of your way to try to tick people off.

I love mario because his games focus on gameplay first, everything else after. And because I've been playing Nintendo stuff since I was like, 3.

My god, stop going out of your way to try to tick people off.

 

[Kuriboomba]

that human mario is creepy looking

 

[Garlic Man]

Let's stay on topic.
I hate I mean love (the one in the game) because he looks very cute.

Middle-aged men look cute to you?

 

[Kool_Koopa]

Yes

 

[Garlic Man]

Yes

You're either Gay, or Weird. Hopefully the latter.