Counter the Above user's Attack!

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Defense: The fish turn out to be boomerang fish and fly away from me before they get close.

Attack: Those same fish come back to attack you.

(EDIT: I bet none of you are going to guess where I got that from.)

 

[reecer6]

Defense: They are still boomerang fish
Attack: They go over to you, losing it Boomerang-ness

 

[Smiddle]

Defense: I catch 'em with a frying pan, fry them and eat them.

Attack:

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: uh... UH!?! (skips, since it cannot be defended... too powerful) Wow, I was listening to Styx's Mr. Roboto as I saw the gif, which was... hilarious.

Attack:

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Defense: Sells the picture on E-bay

Attack:

 

[Smiddle]

Defense: ASPLODES the crappy technical schtuff.

Attack: Baby Daisy vs. Baby Daisy vs. Baby Daisy.

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Reggie vs. Reggie vs. Reggie

Attack: JOHN RAMBO!!

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Defense: Trombone

Attack: Pen laser.

 

[Garlic Man]

Defense: Light Saber

Attack: Rocky Balboa

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Defense: Chisels the Balboa into rubble.

Attack: Icicle Thwomp

 

[Smiddle]

Defense: Fiah.

Attack: Supah Dupah Fiah Attack

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Defense: Giant Tidal Wave.

Attack: Same tidal wave that put out the fire.

 

[Smiddle]

Defense: A very thirsty guy.

Attack: A very hungry guy.