Counter the Above user's Attack!

Defense: Sonic Boom! *starts singing* (sonic boom, sonic boom, sonic boom, sonic boooom...)

Attack: Sonic Boom! (my defense is also my attack)
 
The best way to counter sonic booms is attacking the soundbeam towers using units with the barrier destroy and pack/loner, since they will destroy buildings real fast, so I'd recommend a lobster/panther combination. (lol, nobody's gonna get that)

A combination of a lobster and a panther, having the loner, swimming, regeneration and barrier destroy abilites.
 
Defense: You didn't write "Attack"... so that's not an attack, that's just random spam. :o

Attack: RANDOM SPAM!!
 
Defense: Super-effective Gas Mask.

Attack: BARF!!!
 
Garlic Man said:
Defense: You didn't write "Attack"... so that's not an attack, that's just random spam. :o
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It's not random spam, it's from the game Impossible Creatures, hence the "lol, nobody's gonna get that".

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Defense: A guy who's collecting mops falls from the sky.

Attack: Drops 5000 posts on the below user.
 
Defense: Catches the bowling ball, and starts playing Ping-Pong with it.

Attack: Steals post count
 
Defense: The Tetris Blocks happened to form a row... they dissapeared!

Attack: I set 14 Runicki sockpuppets on you