Counter the Above user's Attack!

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
First, counter the attack that the above user sent you, and then use a different attack against the user below you.
Here is an example:


(First, write how you counter the above user)
Counters attack by not countering (he does not exist)


(then, write how you attack the below user)
FALCON PUUUUNCH!!!
 
Defense:
Since you just attacked without blocking his attack, you are dead.
If that was a defensive move, then I was not attacked.
On the off chance that that was defensive and offensive simultaniously, I have a force field.

Attack:
I walk slowly, which somehow damages the next person.
 
ShyGuy27 said:
Defense:
Since you just attacked without blocking his attack, you are dead.
If that was a defensive move, then I was not attacked.
On the off chance that that was defensive and offensive simultaniously, I have a force field.

Attack:
I walk slowly, which somehow damages the next person.
I dodge by throwing a Magic Muffin.
 
Defense: Punches him in the face with a cookeh, because he didn't even attack.

Attack: LANDMASTAHHHHHHH!!
 
fire MARIO bros said:
defense: jump

attack: FIRE JUMP PUNCH!!!!
Defense:
The fire burns your hand. You die.

Attack:
Unstoppable beam of death.
 
ShyGuy27 said:
fire MARIO bros said:
defense: jump

attack: FIRE JUMP PUNCH!!!!
Defense:
The fire burns your hand. You die.

Attack:
Unstoppable beam of death.
WHAT LOOK AT MY NAME IS FIRE MARIO BROS AND FIRE DON´T HURT ME.

defense: HIGH JUMP
attack: SUPER FIREBALL!!!!!
 
Defense: *Eats Nuke*

Attack: FALCON KIIIIICK!!
 
Defense: Eats the garlic and quickly pulls up some antidote from my pocket, and drinks it.

Attack: HEAD ASPLOSION
 
Defense: replaces Head with a new silicon-based scientifically altered titanium skull. Made of cheesecake, of course.

Attack: LIVER ASPLOSION (eww...)
 
Defense: Drinks coke. Yummy in my Tummy.

Attack: Hands over a Chuck Norris, desguised as a frying pan.
 
Defense: Chucks Fire Mario Bros at him

Attack:Lightning bolt
 
Defense: I catch it with my frying pan (which isn't Chuck Norris), fries it and eats it.

Attack: I USE TEH POWAHHHHH OF TEH TSHIIIICKEN
 
Defense: *eats*

Attack: Throws Weird Al
 
Defense: I am a rubber ducky, and don't conduct elec.

Attack: :posh:
 
Defense: :'(

Attack: :eekdance:
 
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