last person to post wins

[Pomni]

pffff you should be elliptical-posting

i meant that

 

[N64Dude]

i WIN!

 

[KoopartolBB]

nah, but i'm going stand here until someone (more or less powerful) pushes me over.

 

[YuruNex]

Thinking of a position to push you over in where you won't be a spike hazard, but I've got nothing.

 

[KoopartolBB]

I crawl backwards.

 

[YuruNex]

Assuming you crawl back up, your back is a spike hazard. If not, then your head is. There's no way to cover them both at the same time.

 

[KoopartolBB]

Then I moonwalk backwards.

 

[NathanBros]

Post.

 

[YuruNex]

Then I moonwalk backwards.

What if someone's behind you?

 

[KoopartolBB]

Then I moonwalk backwards.

What if someone's behind you?

Then I stab them using shell spikes.

 

[Viper26]

Rookies don't win. Only Poll members win for being special.

 

[KoopartolBB]