Zork

Good luck, Fanta!

You're gonna need it.
 
also if fanta doesnt respond by thursday lumastar can play

also three hundred and billionty six is the current high score
 
K sorry I'm late I just got my internet reset.

There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet


Stolen.
> read leaflet


Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look


You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦eat grue

If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
 
Err...
Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
Click to expand...
 
I thought it was like broken in two or w/e

Take the rest and go north to Canada
 
Ok, but you just do one thing at a time in this game.


Leaflet

Score: 0

Moves: 1





> examine leaflet


Which one? The grue is getting closer.
> the one on the floor


Ah.

It says,"eurgs and grues." The grue is 5 steps away.



> RUN!!!!!!!


You run into the grue's mouth. Be more specific!




It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me


You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
◦ enter gates of Hell
◦ fly up
◦ restore
 
Why are you always on when I'm off? Anyway,

Restore

Score: 0, duh

Moves: 0





> restore


There are six save files.
1. The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End - 451 turn(s)
2. Nondescript Room - 1 turn(s)
3. No data
4. Grue Room - ? turn(s)
5. Game Ending! - 9 turns



◦ Go back

(Since DF got confused, I feel I should point out that you can pick one of the files)