fantanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
Go through the damn thing
Zork
- Thread starter Magikrazy
- Start date
- Thread starter
- #152
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Score: ∞
Moves: YOU FREAKIN WIN
> Go through
You go through the portal. You turn into a Grue! Oh happy of days! Unfortunately, you stumbled into a lightbulb party being hosted by the Black Mage guild. The only thing on the refreshment bar is apostrophes, every weapon that doesn't exist but should is there, everyone is using abominably bad grammmar, gay russian vampire porn is on the tables, and some of the guests are Chuck Norris, Jenn Kaufer, Firefox and Thunderbird, and Jack Bauer. Just arriving are Lawyers riding Bohemian Elephants. YOU EXPLODE INTO 58 BUGILLION PIECES AND EVERYONE KICKS YOUR ASS. But at least you were a grue!'
*** YOU HAVE WON ***
but...
*** You have died ***
Congratulations, fantanoice!
Score: ∞
Moves: YOU FREAKIN WIN
> Go through
You go through the portal. You turn into a Grue! Oh happy of days! Unfortunately, you stumbled into a lightbulb party being hosted by the Black Mage guild. The only thing on the refreshment bar is apostrophes, every weapon that doesn't exist but should is there, everyone is using abominably bad grammmar, gay russian vampire porn is on the tables, and some of the guests are Chuck Norris, Jenn Kaufer, Firefox and Thunderbird, and Jack Bauer. Just arriving are Lawyers riding Bohemian Elephants. YOU EXPLODE INTO 58 BUGILLION PIECES AND EVERYONE KICKS YOUR ASS. But at least you were a grue!'
*** YOU HAVE WON ***
but...
*** You have died ***
Congratulations, fantanoice!
fantanoice
I can see through time
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- She / They
10/10 would play again
Glitchy Bowser Jr.
"Stuff it, sponge brain!"
Chiaki Nanami said:
Display Name: Glitchy
fantanoice
I can see through time
- Pronouns
- She / They
No you're Fire Emblem thing
- Thread starter
- #157
There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-
The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.
There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦eat grue
If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to Zork. In this game you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-
The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.
There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.
◦North
◦South
◦East
◦West
◦inventory
◦Take rest of leaflet
◦eat grue
If you want, you can also:
◦restore saved game
◦consult in-game help
◦open start menu
◦call tech support
eat grue
- Thread starter
- #160
Tech Support
Problems solved: 0
Thank you for calling Zork tech support.
You are probably calling for technical support. For technical support, press 1. For tech support, press 2. Para español oprima Ñ. For technical supports, press 3. For technique supports, press 4. For technological support, press 5. For technical supporters, press 6. Para español oprima 9. To hear these options again press 0. For SpædAssist (Europæn customers only), plæs press Æ. To win the game, press ∞. For AOEU supporters, press AOEU.
Press:
◦1
◦2
◦Ñ
◦3
◦4
◦5
◦9
◦0
◦AOEU
◦∞
◦Æ
Or else:
◦Hang up
Problems solved: 0
Thank you for calling Zork tech support.
You are probably calling for technical support. For technical support, press 1. For tech support, press 2. Para español oprima Ñ. For technical supports, press 3. For technique supports, press 4. For technological support, press 5. For technical supporters, press 6. Para español oprima 9. To hear these options again press 0. For SpædAssist (Europæn customers only), plæs press Æ. To win the game, press ∞. For AOEU supporters, press AOEU.
Press:
◦1
◦2
◦Ñ
◦3
◦4
◦5
◦9
◦0
◦AOEU
◦∞
◦Æ
Or else:
◦Hang up