Tabuu's Crackfic Series: The Cruise Ship Calamity of 2013

[Contra(dictory)]

Sequel to that other fic I did with the Mansion and all.

Sign up here I guess.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Signup

 

[Nathan Fielder]

i'm in

 

[Nabber]

sure

 

[Smg2daisy]

Quizmo's role in that seems interesting

 

[EctoBiologist]

sign-up

 

[Smashley]

yes

 

[Pyro]

united states canada mexico panama

haiti jamaica peru

 

[Specific Neptune]

captain on deck

 

[Cirdec]

Why not.

 

[Lily x]

If possible

 

[GalacticPetey]

Let's go

 

[Raiko Horikawa]

eh sure

 

[Weasel]

will there be icebergs involved

 

[Smg2daisy]

You want Titanic happens!

 

[Lakituthequick]

Let's go crazy.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

this is the second userfic in as many weeks that i've helped launch

first yoshiwaker's and now tabuu's

win?

also you totally know i'm in this

 

[Specific Neptune]

this is the second userfic in as many weeks that i've helped launch

first yoshiwaker's and now tabuu's

win?

also you totally know i'm in this

you can be first mate

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Let me get something straight: nobody dictates how my story is going to be run except for me.

So no, Neptune, you're not captain. There's a difference between asking to be captain and declaring yourself it.

 

[Specific Neptune]

you know I was only joking, it's your story, you can do what the fuck you want with it, who am I to tell you what to do

more importantly, why would I tell you what to do

 

[Dr. Javelin]

it's still super irritating for the author, though

i mean you can suggest stuff, but that's completely different from asking. asking usually ends up sounding like demanding.

 

[Smg2daisy]

Neptune always make jokes. And he say that everything is up to Tabuu, so

 

[Dr. Javelin]

just trying to point out what tabuu is likely thinking when he reads this

 

[Specific Neptune]

I'm Neptune, I always make jokes

It's like he doesn't even know me.

And yet he does. How da hell does that work? Is it possible to even know someone and not know them? I'll go and research that in the library. Hang on, let me just get my glasses. Fuck, where did I put them? I know I had them a minute ago! Let me check my diary, I always record exactly where I put my glasses, just in case I misplace them. But wait a second, how will I read my diary without my glasses? This is very disconcerting!


...why are you all looking at me like that?

 

[Lakituthequick]

Is it possible to even know someone and not know them?

Yes, it is.

We know each other on the Internet, but yet you wouldn't recognize me if we were to pass each other on street irl.