Counting! (but with sentences)

chillv

9-Volt must be my video game counterpart.
Basically, we count numbers but instead of just listing the numbers, we put them into a sentence.

Example
someuser1: wait 1 second!
someuser2: 2 for one special!
someuser3: Bad things happen in groups of 3.

Okay, let's start with 1.

That's 1 way to do it.
 
Because there aren't 3 ways to do it!
 
Yes! Because this is a 5 star thread!
 
6 because 6
 
The End said:
5 because 5
*facepalm* I already did five! Please edit that.

The Lucky 7!
 
You know what! Let's play a game of 9 ball.
 
No! A ball made of 11 will be even worse the that

Isn't this fun? (I say that very loosely)
 
Oh no! It's friday the 13th!

Btw, it was close to being one today.