Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz Review(rage rant w/ over reaction & exaggeration)

[chillv]

Note that this is an over exaggerated and over reaction review. I don't actually feel this way about the game. This is just to make you laugh.

Oh, hello everyone! This is chillv coming to you with the first and only game that he despises immensely!

First off, this game is worse than sonic 06. At least in that game, you can just.. STRUGGLE AND STRUGGLE! your way through it and have some kind of fun with it. This game is fun at first but eventually is crap after oh, I don't know YOU BEAT THE MAIN GAME AND HAVE TO DO THEM ALL OVER AGAIN WITHOUT USING A CONTINUE! to unlock the last two worlds. The minigames are the worst I've ever played and I would literally play DDI's minigames than these pieces of crap. The minigames consist of stupid motion controls that CAN EASILY BE DONE WITH BUTTONS INSTEAD! The character design is terrible. Gongon has a pink shirt on even though it's red on the cover, he has a bear's tail and I am not even sure if yanyan is even a money or not because she has no ears and a raccoon tail. The minigames also seem untested. If I asked the developers if they tested these minigames and said yes I would like to know WHERE IS THEIR FREAKING PROOF! I also like how they put the girls on the thumbnails of the minigames that you have to swing like a girl on and put the gongon and the minigames that require actual strength or something. This must apply that sega is sexist and thinks girls are not fit for actual MAN waggle and should only bother with games that require soft... girly... WAGGLE! I also do not understand why they make you basically play through the main game again with using a continue. DID THEY EVEN TRY TO DO THEMSELVES!?!?! The levels in the main game are very simple but because of the CRAP PHYSICS! this game has, you will mostly find yourself praying that you don't bounce into the abyss because of your "fragile ball"...

Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz is a piece of crap that consist of pieces of crap! It was throw into a pile of crap for being a piece of crap, married a piece of crap and had little pieces of crap!

 

[NSY]

Banana Blitz is actually quite good and challenging. The main game was very good, some of the mini games are fun while others suck.

Step and Roll on the other hand is a massive step back, I got it first and liked it for ten minutes. There's so much I hate about this game.

 

[chillv]

Banana Blitz is actually quite good and challenging. The main game was very good, some of the mini games are fun while others suck.

Step and Roll on the other hand is a massive step back, I got it first and liked it for ten minutes. There's so much I hate about this game.

I never played step and roll but it looks better than banana blitz quality wise.

Banana blitz isn't bad. I said that this is an over reaction and exaggeration. I don't actually feel that the game is crap but the physics feel very sloppy and the minigames are hard to play mostly because of bad motion control.

Step and Roll may not have jumping or as many levels and minigames as banana blitz but it's way better in quality.

QUALITY OVER QUANTITIY

but really, I understand why banana blitz is sp buggy. It was a rushed launch title for the wii so what can you expect.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Saying this game is worse than Sonic 06 is a major stretch

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Banana Blitz is actually quite good and challenging. The main game was very good, some of the mini games are fun while others suck.

Step and Roll on the other hand is a massive step back, I got it first and liked it for ten minutes. There's so much I hate about this game.

I personally miss the original Super Monkey Balls where you didn't play levels in groups of ten and you actually have a challenge because you have to survive all the levels, either 10, 30, or 50 levels, and it's the fact that it's consecutive with no breaks that makes it challenging. I seriously think that Super Monkey Ball nowadays are just very simplified and easy to beat.

 

[chillv]

Banana Blitz is actually quite good and challenging. The main game was very good, some of the mini games are fun while others suck.

Step and Roll on the other hand is a massive step back, I got it first and liked it for ten minutes. There's so much I hate about this game.

I personally miss the original Super Monkey Balls where you didn't play levels in groups of ten and you actually have a challenge because you have to survive all the levels, either 10, 30, or 50 levels, and it's the fact that it's consecutive with no breaks that makes it challenging. I seriously think that Super Monkey Ball nowadays are just very simplified and easy to beat.

Yeah, that was basically what I don't like about the modern super monkey ball games.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Banana Blitz is actually quite good and challenging. The main game was very good, some of the mini games are fun while others suck.

Step and Roll on the other hand is a massive step back, I got it first and liked it for ten minutes. There's so much I hate about this game.

I personally miss the original Super Monkey Balls where you didn't play levels in groups of ten and you actually have a challenge because you have to survive all the levels, either 10, 30, or 50 levels, and it's the fact that it's consecutive with no breaks that makes it challenging. I seriously think that Super Monkey Ball nowadays are just very simplified and easy to beat.

Yeah, that was basically what I don't like about the modern super monkey ball games.

The farthest I get usually get is like level 42 in the Super Monkey Ball 2 Advanced Setting (50 levels).

What I really liked about the second one is that the story mode allowed you to experience all the levels and try it until you figure out how to beat it, and it really made a great balance between the consecutive difficulty and the individual level playing.

 

[chillv]

Saying this game is worse than Sonic 06 is a major stretch

Yeah, this was basically a parody of neverchris. It all started at from this thread. (http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=24684.0) I also tried to make it look troll-ish by not correcting my errors. Here are a few examples in a spoiler

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The minigames are the worst I've ever played and I would literally play DDI's minigames than these pieces of crap.

Do you mean just games?

I also do not understand why they make you basically play through the main game again with using a continue. DID THEY EVEN TRY TO DO THEMSELVES!?!?!

Did they even try to do themselves? So you are asking did they try to "do" themselves. Don't you mean did they try to do "it" themselves?

Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz is a piece of crap that consist of pieces of crap! It was throw into a pile of crap for being a piece of crap, married a piece of crap and had little pieces of crap!

First off, it supposed to be consists, not consist. Second, it supposed to be thrown, not throw.

 

[Lily x]

Step and roll was waaaay worse

 

[YamiHoshi]

I just tried the Demo of this game, and I can say, your Review is written without knowing what you're saying.

Oh, hello everyone! This is chillv coming to you with the first and only game that he despises immensely!

Sure, go ahead.

First off, this game is worse than sonic 06.

It's way better than what you say, no notable Bugs, etc.

At least in that game, you can just.. STRUGGLE AND STRUGGLE! your way through it and have some kind of fun with it.

If you fall off all the time, doesn't mean everyone does.

This game is fun at first but eventually is crap after oh, I don't know YOU BEAT THE MAIN GAME AND HAVE TO DO THEM ALL OVER AGAIN WITHOUT USING A CONTINUE! to unlock the last two worlds.

Is this the NES Era?

The minigames are the worst I've ever played and I would literally play DDI's minigames than these pieces of crap. The minigames consist of stupid motion controls that CAN EASILY BE DONE WITH BUTTONS INSTEAD!

Actually, in the Demo, the 2 Mini Games were controlled by Touch Screen or Analog Sticks, where is that Motion Control you're talking about?

The character design is terrible. Gongon has a pink shirt on even though it's red on the cover, he has a bear's tail and I am not even sure if yanyan is even a money or not because she has no ears and a raccoon tail.

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The minigames also seem untested. If I asked the developers if they tested these minigames and said yes I would like to know WHERE IS THEIR FREAKING PROOF! I also like how they put the girls on the thumbnails of the minigames that you have to swing like a girl on and put the gongon and the minigames that require actual strength or something.

So, first Minigames, then Character Design, and then back to Minigames?
If they were untested, the game could crash at any second, weird stuff will happen at any moment, etc.
They have to test, maybe not the Developers, but still people working for them do, for a living.

This must apply that sega is sexist and thinks girls are not fit for actual MAN waggle and should only bother with games that require soft... girly... WAGGLE!

This Comment is sexist, actually.

I also do not understand why they make you basically play through the main game again with using a continue. DID THEY EVEN TRY TO DO THEMSELVES!?!?!

Refer back to what I said about Testing.

The levels in the main game are very simple but because of the CRAP PHYSICS! this game has, you will mostly find yourself praying that you don't bounce into the abyss because of your "fragile ball"...

The Physics are very polished, actually.
The Levels are hard, in Advanced Mode, I could barely get through the first Level in there.

Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz is a piece of crap that consist of pieces of crap! It was throw into a pile of crap for being a piece of crap, married a piece of crap and had little pieces of crap!

Aka, you can't find the Toilet?

 

[Magikrazy]

Did you not see the post where he said it was meant to be trollish?