Nintendo Racer ideas

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Post your ideas for a Nintendo racer.

My ideas:
*Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, and Bowser in their Pipe Frame Karts
*Link riding Epona
*Kirby on his Warp Star
*Pikachu on a surboard
*DK riding Rambi
*Samus in her starship
*Fox in an Arwing
*Yoshi on foot carrying Baby Mario
*Captain Falcon driving the Blue Falcon

Do you guys have any other ideas?
 
F-Zero machines would be wonderfully overpowered.
 
*The babies riding the 4-Wheel Cradle
*Bowser, Boom, Bam Bam, the Koopalings, and Bowser Jr. riding an Airship
*Shy Guy riding an Autobomb
*Mario riding the B Dasher
*Dry Bones riding the Banisher
*DK riding the Barrel Train
*Cortez riding the Black Skull
*The Axem Rangers riding Blade
*Bowser riding his Battle Yacht
*Mr. L riding Brobot
*Wario riding the Bulldog
*Bullet Bill riding the Bullet Bike the Bullet Blaster, or the Bullet Blitzer
*Queen Bee riding her Bumble V
 
As long as I can kick Ganondorf's butt using Baby Luigi, I'm cool.
 
sonic running on his feet
 
Expanding further on Lakituthequick's idea, Iwata's disembodied head riding a Nintendo DS, and he's the final boss.
 
*Cheep-Cheep riding the Cheep Charger or the Cheep-Cheep Blimp
*Toadsworth riding the Chop Chop Helicopter
*Lakitu riding the Cloud 9
*Daisy riding the Daisy Cruiser
*DK riding his boat
*DK riding his monster truck
*Bowser riding the Doomsub
*Kirby riding the Dragoon or the Hydra
*Dribble and Spitz riding their taxi