Nabber, a KILLER!?!?

[Specific Neptune]

Suspect.

 

[IceShadow1199]

I'll be the prosecuter.

But Nabber, you're the victim Witness.

Actually Nabber is the defendant. Besides, he was just joking.

 

[Soundless Voice]

Damnit. I always get Court terms confused! D:

 

[MCS]

i'll be the liability

 

[Specific Neptune]

No you are Mr. Hitler in the Jury.

 

[Lolcrawler]

I am a witness.
I saw Nabber do it with my own eyes. Even the knife has the word NABBER on it. Then I called the cops and that is how it happened.
Guilty

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I did it

 

[IceShadow1199]

That's a fine testimony... I wanna see the lawyer's pathetic attempt to find something wrong with this!

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I did it

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

As the guy who was, you know, stabbed, I' pretty darn sure it was either Nabber, IceShadow, or that asshole kid Shane from down the block.

I call for DNA testing.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

no i did it then i put nabbers dna all over him

 

[Nathan Fielder]

actually it was me

 

[Daniel Dyce]

actually it was me

no it was me you son of a shepherd

 

[Nathan Fielder]

rolf released his rage on the victim because he stole rolf's chickens again

 

[RandomYoshi]

shoey it was me

 

[Nathan Fielder]

it was me, randomyoshi, you PIDGIOT

 

[Daniel Dyce]

it was me, randomyoshi, you PIDGIOT

Rolf little did you know I stole your chickens

 

[RandomYoshi]

shut up mcdumb, it was me

 

[Specific Neptune]

Interesting, interesting. Does the plaintiff have anything to say?

 

[RandomYoshi]

but Neptune, I did it

 

[Specific Neptune]

I've heard enough from the defendants! I would like to hear from the prosecutors!

 

[IceShadow1199]

Looks like Nabber's attorney has nothing to say about this.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

you're all just jealous because i killed the victim

 

[RandomYoshi]

no, you're jealous because I killed the victim, MCD

 

[Dr. Javelin]

wait what the hell is this

I SWEAR IT WAS JAVELIN I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES

Let's tack on false allegations to your list of crimes, shall we?