So, for the past 3 days, I've been cataloging my adventures in Pokemon Black 2 in the mariowiki side chatrooms. I dont know if this actually qualifies as a lets play, so I wont call it one, but it's my satire of Pokemon Black 2, and my running commentary on my adventure. I will be posting my narration from chat unedited, with clarification notes when necessary.
Disclaimer: All user names used in the game are for satire purposes only, and permission was obtained when possible, all of theSmasher bashing satire involving user names was directed at the in-game characters and personalities, and do not reflect actual opinions of the users whose names were used. It's a joke, so have fun and enjoy the story.
Notes will be designated by *. Also, there will be a shift in names used for the main character. Originally I was refering to the player character *me* as Brock, for quick reference purposes, not expecting this project to take on the life it has. Later on I will shift to using the name I actually gave my in game persona. I will note this change in the text when it happens.
Day 1:
For reference: Mudkip and Brock are me, Meowth and Smasher are Smasher, and everyone else you can probably figure out.
[21:41] <@mudkip> i now poses black 2 and a working internet connection
[21:41] <@mudkip> <3
[21:44] <@mudkip> packu <3
[21:44] * @Meowth steals brock's copy of black 2
[21:44] <@mudkip> the mythical pokemon genosect!!
[21:44] <@mudkip> recieved
[21:45] <@mudkip> d'aww
[21:45] <@mudkip> he looks like a mecha
[21:45] <@mudkip> CD would love him
[21:45] * @mudkip dies of loss of black 2
[21:45] <@Meowth> : (
[21:45] <@mudkip> i had to change my router code to a WEP code
[21:45] <@mudkip> it was WPA before
[21:46] * @Meowth inserts black 2 in brock's ear
[21:46] <@mudkip> but DS isnt compatible with WPA
[21:46] * @Meowth hops away
[21:46] * @mudkip whir whirs black 2 with eyes
[21:47] <@mudkip> omg, it's an aldo
[21:47] <@mudkip> Minccino <3
[21:47] <@mudkip> http://img.bhs4.com/5d/7/5d744629058cf88c14d30b4ceeafeba9d370481a_large.jpg
[21:48] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ (chatzilla@97.117.hzu.ntr) has joined #[Redacted]
*obligatory opening professor dialogue*
[21:49] <@mudkip> Name for rival
[21:50] <@Meowth> smasher
[21:50] <MST3K> a-hole
[21:50] <Packy> ^
[21:50] * Nagiturb_Komaeda (chatzilla@97.117.otw.ytj) Quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
[21:50] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ is now known as Nagiturb_Komaeda
[21:50] <@mudkip> smasher and a-hole are snyonyms
[21:50] <MST3K> see, packy wants you to name him a-hole
[21:50] <@mudkip> so i'll just name him Smasher
[21:50] <@mudkip> <3
[21:51] <@mudkip> "Smasher? Did I get that right?"
[21:51] <@Meowth> yay
[21:51] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:51] <@Meowth> wait FUCK YOU
[21:51] <@mudkip> y
[21:51] <Packy> y
[21:51] <@Meowth> (y)
[21:52] <@Gamefreak75> name him FLASH
*Game fades to cutscene*
[21:52] <@mudkip> Gamefreak75 presents
[21:52] <@mudkip> Pokemon Black Version 2
[21:52] <@mudkip> the fuck, is that me?
[21:53] <@mudkip> I have the weirdest fucking hair ever
[21:53] <@mudkip> oh no, thats my mom
[21:53] <@mudkip> lololol
*game moves opens inside bedroom*
[21:54] <@mudkip> hurr
[21:54] <@mudkip> >It's a brand new bed!
[21:54] <@mudkip> >Never gets to sleep in it because pokemon journey
[21:54] <@mudkip> I c wat u did thar nintendo
[21:54] <@mudkip> trolololol
[21:54] <MST3K> WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING
*mom begins conversation*
[21:55] <@mudkip> Do you want to have a pokemon?
[21:55] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:55] <@mudkip> n
[21:55] <@bulbasaur> no, lets adopt
[21:55] <@mudkip> What?! That's a shock!
[21:55] <@mudkip> I'll ask you again.
[21:55] <@mudkip> god damnit mom, i said no >:[
[21:55] <@mudkip> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:55] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:56] <@mudkip> n
[21:56] <@mudkip> What?! That's a shock!
[21:56] <@mudkip> fffff
[21:56] <@mudkip> I'll ask you again.
[21:56] <@mudkip> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:56] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:56] <@mudkip> son of
[21:56] <@mudkip> sorry 22
[21:56] <@mudkip> no adoptions : (
[21:56] <@mudkip> we have to have this one naturally :' (
[21:57] <@mudkip> y
[21:57] <@mudkip> Ok! Step one completed!
[21:57] <@mudkip> Well then, do you know what a Pokedex is?
[21:57] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:57] <@charmander> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:57] <@charmander> >no
[21:58] <@charmander> >become trucker instead, game turns into truck simulation
[21:58] <@Gamefreak75> your winner
[21:58] <@mudkip> ice truckers
[21:58] <@mudkip> Ice Road Truckers: The Game
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> lol, I selected no when she asked that
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> like
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> 5 times
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> to see if she'd give up
[22:05] <@mudkip> lolol
[22:06] <Packy> lol
[22:06] <@charmander> I dont like it when they do these bogus choices
[22:06] <@charmander> at least put in a joke if you select the wrong one
[22:06] <@charmander> or /something/
[22:08] <@bulbasaur> so charmander, tell us how you REALLY feel about bogus choices
[22:08] <@Gamefreak75> select no
[22:08] <@Gamefreak75> recieve an instant game over
[22:08] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ (chatzilla@97.117.ihg.yp) has joined #[Redacted]
[22:08] <@charmander> [04:08] bulbasaur so charmander, tell us how you REALLY feel about bogus choices
[22:08] <@mudkip> select no
[22:08] <@charmander> >No
[22:08] <@mudkip> recieve credits
[22:09] <@mudkip> message that you grew up to be a successful buisness man
[22:09] <@charmander> *truck driver
[22:09] <@bulbasaur> oh, ok
[22:09] <@Gamefreak75> *truck driving businessman
[22:09] <@charmander> yes
[22:09] <@charmander> then it turns out
[22:10] <@mudkip> stock market ice road trucket
[22:10] <@mudkip> r
[22:10] <@charmander> your truck is the one from Kanto
[22:10] <@mudkip> wears trucker cap and buisness suit
[22:10] * Nagiturb_Komaeda (chatzilla@97.117.hzu.ntr) Quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
[22:10] <@charmander> and it has mew inside
[22:10] <@mudkip> drives ice road trucks
[22:10] <@charmander> instant pokemon master
[22:10] <@charmander> you win
*talking to Smasher's Grandpapy*
[22:54] <@mudkip> "Hey there, Brock! Going to have Smasher brag to you about his Pokemon again today?"
[22:54] <@mudkip> smaaashheeerrr!!
[22:54] <Packy> lol
[22:54] <@mudkip> "If you have a Pokemon with you, you can even walk outside of town!"
[22:54] <@mudkip> Lol smasher's grandma
[00:34] * Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Oct 22 00:39:11 2012
Session Start: Mon Oct 22 00:39:11 2012
Session Ident: #[Redacted]
[17:19] <@mudkip> Hi Brock!
[17:19] <@mudkip> >smasher
[17:19] <@mudkip> Smasher: Hey! You get a Pokemon yet?
[17:20] <@mudkip> Smasher: ...
[17:20] <@mudkip> Smasher: A person named Bianca is giving YOU a Pokemon? Really??
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: Brock...
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: You are really hot, so If you get a Pokenon, Take really, really good care of it, OK?
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: I'm cheering for you, and not Smasher
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher: ...
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher: Yeah...
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: OK! Let'sa go get your Pokemon!
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: There's something I have to do!
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: And to do that, I need someone I can trust besides my Partner Pokemon.
[17:23] <@mudkip> Poor smasher :9
[17:23] <@mudkip> he doesnt have any friends
[17:23] <@mudkip> So he has to rely on my help :' (
[17:23] <@mudkip> HO HO HO HO
[17:23] <@mudkip> DENIED
[17:23] <@mudkip> Smasher: A person I can trust!
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: ...
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: Yes...trust...
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: Are you giving me an item?
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: ...
[17:24] <@mudkip> Brock: So who is this trust worthy person...? Dont say it's...
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: That's right! I'm talking about you!
[17:24] <Magus> bad decision
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: You seem like you've got good instincts!
[17:24] <@mudkip> Brock: ....fuuuuuuu
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: *turning to sister* You head home
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: Ok, big bro! Bye bye Brock!
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher: All riiiiight! Let's go find that person named Bianca!
[17:25] <@mudkip> Brock: ...you mean I dont get to sleep in my new bed?
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher: Let'sa go!
[17:26] <@mudkip> Smasher: Still...
[17:26] <@mudkip> Brock: OH THANK GOD! Smasher is reconsidering this horrible horrible idea.
[17:27] <@mudkip> Smasher: You're really lucky to get a Pokemon!
[17:27] <@mudkip> Brock: ...fffffff
*forced to travel around with Smasher*
[17:27] * Packy is now known as Packymon_White_2
[17:28] <@mudkip> Random Person: I wonder if there was a pokemon that was dropped on the ground somewhere
[17:28] <@mudkip> Brock: ... wat
[17:29] <@mudkip> Random Person #2: My flaky fortune telling tells me you will encounter a pokemon
[17:29] <@mudkip> Brock: fffff
*Note: Exclamation points shown before a name or by themselves indicate that a character had a ! word bubble appear above their head, and indicates an encounter.*
[13:23] <@sleepingmudkips> !
[13:23] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: Oh, I get it!
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: ... FINALLY! Can I go home now??
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: The outlook is Aspertia's most famous spot!
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: ...fffff
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: I'll bet Bianca is up there looking at the scenary!
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: Sounds good smasher, you run ahead, i'll just...go...grab something I uh...left in my bed. Yeah...
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: C'mon! Go get your Pokemon already!
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: But I...ffff
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> *Smasher pushes me out of the way and wont let me go back to bed*
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> >:[
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher, I want to sleep
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> ! Smasher: Listen, there's no way I got this wrong!
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: God damnit Smasher, I wanna go to bed >:[
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> It's a brand new, never been slept in bed!
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher the ultimate troll
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Traps me on a hill with no escape
[13:27] * sleepingmudkips is now known as mudkips
[13:27] <@mudkips> packu :' (
[13:27] <@mudkips> you wouldnt trap me on a hill, would you?
[13:28] <@Meowth> i just tried to write packistan
[13:28] <@Meowth> .
[13:28] <@Meowth> pakistan*
[13:28] <@Meowth> and did that instead
[13:28] <@mudkips> packustan
[13:29] <@Meowth> i blame packy
[13:30] <@mudkips> when ISNT packy to blame >:[
[13:31] <Packy> smasher
[13:31] <Packy> you're so mean
[13:37] <@Meowth> you made me say "packystan" >: (
[13:37] <Packy> wat!
[13:37] <Packy> no i didn't
[13:37] <Packy> you never said that
[13:41] <@Meowth> "packistan
[13:41] <@Meowth> "
[13:41] <@Meowth> packi
[13:41] <@Meowth> packy
[13:41] <@Meowth> CLOSE ENOUGH
[13:41] <Packy> NO IT ISN'T
[13:41] <Packy> YOU LIAR
[13:41] <@Meowth> YES IT IS
[13:41] <@Meowth> YOU MADE ME TYPE A C WITH YOUR MIND
[13:41] <@Meowth> TO TURN YOU
[13:42] <@Meowth> INTO
[13:42] <@Meowth> A COUNTRY
[13:42] <@Meowth> even though you're already fat enough to be one
[13:42] <Packy> i am one
[13:42] <Packy> i'm packystan
[13:42] <@Meowth> SEE
[13:42] <Packy> then again
[13:42] <Packy> i'm also antarctica.......
[13:43] <@Meowth> you're a country and a continent
[13:43] <@Meowth> you're australia
[13:43] <Packy> africa's a pretty big country
So not only does Smasher trap me on a hill, not letting me sleep, he also ignores me to conduct a conversation with Packy about his incompetent spelling abilities. >:[ I SHALL DEFEAT YOU MY EVIL RIVAL! Ahem, back to the story.
*walks up hill only to find some freak in a green hat laying on the ground staring off into the distance.*
*cautiously approaching said freak*
[19:11] <@brockymon_Black_2> ???: It's soooo pretty!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> ???:Hey there! Don't you agree!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> ! ???: Oh! my name is Bianca!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I'm the assistant of the Pokemon Professor- Professor Juniper
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: By the way, I'm looking for someone. Do you know a person named Brock?
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> n
[19:13] <@Gamefreak75> brock's a criminal, dont trust hi,
[19:13] <@Gamefreak75> him
*It's true, dont trust me, just let me go back to bed.*
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> ! Bianca: Oh wait, you're Brock!
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> damnit
*damnit*
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> Woooow! You're ex-act-ly like what I heard!
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> What's that supposed ot mean >:[
[19:13] <Packy> you're hot
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Nice to meet you!
[19:14] <@Gamefreak75> she knows your description
[19:14] <@Gamefreak75> she's turning you in
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...does this mean I can go back to bed now?
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I have a really important request to ask you!
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: This isnt about smasher is it....
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: Smasher is over there...
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: You can give him your important request, I wanna sleep
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you help us complete the pokedex?
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...Fuck no, I already completed the pokedex twice, not doing it again.
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Biana: N-no way...
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I-I must have misheard you. Right?
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca This is a very important request.
[19:16] * Magus (Mibbit@svry-7523ctx.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #[Redacted]
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you please help us complete the Pokedex?
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...FUUUUU. I dont want to complete a stupid pokedex again >:[
[19:16] <Magus> n
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: Bitch, i already told you >:[
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you please help us complete the Pokedex?
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> ffffff
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: y
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Oh wow, thanks!
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: You do realize I'm just lieing to get you off my back right?
I really was just lieing. I caught all 151 in Red. I've had my fill of filling pokedexs, there is no way I am completing this one. >:[
And now I find that I missed a section in my logs, so I'll be posting this, and going back to grab the next section, in which I will be choosing my first pokemon!! Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I didnt enjoy making it! Ho ho ho, I really do need a nap.
Disclaimer: All user names used in the game are for satire purposes only, and permission was obtained when possible, all of the
Notes will be designated by *. Also, there will be a shift in names used for the main character. Originally I was refering to the player character *me* as Brock, for quick reference purposes, not expecting this project to take on the life it has. Later on I will shift to using the name I actually gave my in game persona. I will note this change in the text when it happens.
Day 1:
For reference: Mudkip and Brock are me, Meowth and Smasher are Smasher, and everyone else you can probably figure out.
[21:41] <@mudkip> i now poses black 2 and a working internet connection
[21:41] <@mudkip> <3
[21:44] <@mudkip> packu <3
[21:44] * @Meowth steals brock's copy of black 2
[21:44] <@mudkip> the mythical pokemon genosect!!
[21:44] <@mudkip> recieved
[21:45] <@mudkip> d'aww
[21:45] <@mudkip> he looks like a mecha
[21:45] <@mudkip> CD would love him
[21:45] * @mudkip dies of loss of black 2
[21:45] <@Meowth> : (
[21:45] <@mudkip> i had to change my router code to a WEP code
[21:45] <@mudkip> it was WPA before
[21:46] * @Meowth inserts black 2 in brock's ear
[21:46] <@mudkip> but DS isnt compatible with WPA
[21:46] * @Meowth hops away
[21:46] * @mudkip whir whirs black 2 with eyes
[21:47] <@mudkip> omg, it's an aldo
[21:47] <@mudkip> Minccino <3
[21:47] <@mudkip> http://img.bhs4.com/5d/7/5d744629058cf88c14d30b4ceeafeba9d370481a_large.jpg
[21:48] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ (chatzilla@97.117.hzu.ntr) has joined #[Redacted]
*obligatory opening professor dialogue*
[21:49] <@mudkip> Name for rival
[21:50] <@Meowth> smasher
[21:50] <MST3K> a-hole
[21:50] <Packy> ^
[21:50] * Nagiturb_Komaeda (chatzilla@97.117.otw.ytj) Quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
[21:50] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ is now known as Nagiturb_Komaeda
[21:50] <@mudkip> smasher and a-hole are snyonyms
[21:50] <MST3K> see, packy wants you to name him a-hole
[21:50] <@mudkip> so i'll just name him Smasher
[21:50] <@mudkip> <3
[21:51] <@mudkip> "Smasher? Did I get that right?"
[21:51] <@Meowth> yay
[21:51] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:51] <@Meowth> wait FUCK YOU
[21:51] <@mudkip> y
[21:51] <Packy> y
[21:51] <@Meowth> (y)
[21:52] <@Gamefreak75> name him FLASH
*Game fades to cutscene*
[21:52] <@mudkip> Gamefreak75 presents
[21:52] <@mudkip> Pokemon Black Version 2
[21:52] <@mudkip> the fuck, is that me?
[21:53] <@mudkip> I have the weirdest fucking hair ever
[21:53] <@mudkip> oh no, thats my mom
[21:53] <@mudkip> lololol
*game moves opens inside bedroom*
[21:54] <@mudkip> hurr
[21:54] <@mudkip> >It's a brand new bed!
[21:54] <@mudkip> >Never gets to sleep in it because pokemon journey
[21:54] <@mudkip> I c wat u did thar nintendo
[21:54] <@mudkip> trolololol
[21:54] <MST3K> WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING
*mom begins conversation*
[21:55] <@mudkip> Do you want to have a pokemon?
[21:55] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:55] <@mudkip> n
[21:55] <@bulbasaur> no, lets adopt
[21:55] <@mudkip> What?! That's a shock!
[21:55] <@mudkip> I'll ask you again.
[21:55] <@mudkip> god damnit mom, i said no >:[
[21:55] <@mudkip> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:55] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:56] <@mudkip> n
[21:56] <@mudkip> What?! That's a shock!
[21:56] <@mudkip> fffff
[21:56] <@mudkip> I'll ask you again.
[21:56] <@mudkip> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:56] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:56] <@mudkip> son of
[21:56] <@mudkip> sorry 22
[21:56] <@mudkip> no adoptions : (
[21:56] <@mudkip> we have to have this one naturally :' (
[21:57] <@mudkip> y
[21:57] <@mudkip> Ok! Step one completed!
[21:57] <@mudkip> Well then, do you know what a Pokedex is?
[21:57] <@mudkip> y/n
[21:57] <@charmander> Do you want a pokemon?
[21:57] <@charmander> >no
[21:58] <@charmander> >become trucker instead, game turns into truck simulation
[21:58] <@Gamefreak75> your winner
[21:58] <@mudkip> ice truckers
[21:58] <@mudkip> Ice Road Truckers: The Game
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> lol, I selected no when she asked that
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> like
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> 5 times
[22:01] <@Anton{Politoed}> to see if she'd give up
[22:05] <@mudkip> lolol
[22:06] <Packy> lol
[22:06] <@charmander> I dont like it when they do these bogus choices
[22:06] <@charmander> at least put in a joke if you select the wrong one
[22:06] <@charmander> or /something/
[22:08] <@bulbasaur> so charmander, tell us how you REALLY feel about bogus choices
[22:08] <@Gamefreak75> select no
[22:08] <@Gamefreak75> recieve an instant game over
[22:08] * Nagiturb_Komaeda_ (chatzilla@97.117.ihg.yp) has joined #[Redacted]
[22:08] <@charmander> [04:08] bulbasaur so charmander, tell us how you REALLY feel about bogus choices
[22:08] <@mudkip> select no
[22:08] <@charmander> >No
[22:08] <@mudkip> recieve credits
[22:09] <@mudkip> message that you grew up to be a successful buisness man
[22:09] <@charmander> *truck driver
[22:09] <@bulbasaur> oh, ok
[22:09] <@Gamefreak75> *truck driving businessman
[22:09] <@charmander> yes
[22:09] <@charmander> then it turns out
[22:10] <@mudkip> stock market ice road trucket
[22:10] <@mudkip> r
[22:10] <@charmander> your truck is the one from Kanto
[22:10] <@mudkip> wears trucker cap and buisness suit
[22:10] * Nagiturb_Komaeda (chatzilla@97.117.hzu.ntr) Quit (Ping timeout: 268 seconds)
[22:10] <@charmander> and it has mew inside
[22:10] <@mudkip> drives ice road trucks
[22:10] <@charmander> instant pokemon master
[22:10] <@charmander> you win
*talking to Smasher's Grandpapy*
[22:54] <@mudkip> "Hey there, Brock! Going to have Smasher brag to you about his Pokemon again today?"
[22:54] <@mudkip> smaaashheeerrr!!
[22:54] <Packy> lol
[22:54] <@mudkip> "If you have a Pokemon with you, you can even walk outside of town!"
[22:54] <@mudkip> Lol smasher's grandma
[00:34] * Disconnected
Session Close: Mon Oct 22 00:39:11 2012
Session Start: Mon Oct 22 00:39:11 2012
Session Ident: #[Redacted]
[17:19] <@mudkip> Hi Brock!
[17:19] <@mudkip> >smasher
[17:19] <@mudkip> Smasher: Hey! You get a Pokemon yet?
[17:20] <@mudkip> Smasher: ...
[17:20] <@mudkip> Smasher: A person named Bianca is giving YOU a Pokemon? Really??
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: Brock...
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: You are really hot, so If you get a Pokenon, Take really, really good care of it, OK?
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: I'm cheering for you, and not Smasher
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher: ...
[17:21] <@mudkip> Smasher: Yeah...
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: OK! Let'sa go get your Pokemon!
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: There's something I have to do!
[17:22] <@mudkip> Smasher: And to do that, I need someone I can trust besides my Partner Pokemon.
[17:23] <@mudkip> Poor smasher :9
[17:23] <@mudkip> he doesnt have any friends
[17:23] <@mudkip> So he has to rely on my help :' (
[17:23] <@mudkip> HO HO HO HO
[17:23] <@mudkip> DENIED
[17:23] <@mudkip> Smasher: A person I can trust!
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: ...
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: Yes...trust...
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: Are you giving me an item?
[17:23] <@mudkip> Brock: ...
[17:24] <@mudkip> Brock: So who is this trust worthy person...? Dont say it's...
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: That's right! I'm talking about you!
[17:24] <Magus> bad decision
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: You seem like you've got good instincts!
[17:24] <@mudkip> Brock: ....fuuuuuuu
[17:24] <@mudkip> Smasher: *turning to sister* You head home
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher's Sister: Ok, big bro! Bye bye Brock!
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher: All riiiiight! Let's go find that person named Bianca!
[17:25] <@mudkip> Brock: ...you mean I dont get to sleep in my new bed?
[17:25] <@mudkip> Smasher: Let'sa go!
[17:26] <@mudkip> Smasher: Still...
[17:26] <@mudkip> Brock: OH THANK GOD! Smasher is reconsidering this horrible horrible idea.
[17:27] <@mudkip> Smasher: You're really lucky to get a Pokemon!
[17:27] <@mudkip> Brock: ...fffffff
*forced to travel around with Smasher*
[17:27] * Packy is now known as Packymon_White_2
[17:28] <@mudkip> Random Person: I wonder if there was a pokemon that was dropped on the ground somewhere
[17:28] <@mudkip> Brock: ... wat
[17:29] <@mudkip> Random Person #2: My flaky fortune telling tells me you will encounter a pokemon
[17:29] <@mudkip> Brock: fffff
*Note: Exclamation points shown before a name or by themselves indicate that a character had a ! word bubble appear above their head, and indicates an encounter.*
[13:23] <@sleepingmudkips> !
[13:23] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: Oh, I get it!
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: ... FINALLY! Can I go home now??
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: The outlook is Aspertia's most famous spot!
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: ...fffff
[13:24] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: I'll bet Bianca is up there looking at the scenary!
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: Sounds good smasher, you run ahead, i'll just...go...grab something I uh...left in my bed. Yeah...
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher: C'mon! Go get your Pokemon already!
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: But I...ffff
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> *Smasher pushes me out of the way and wont let me go back to bed*
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> >:[
[13:25] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher, I want to sleep
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> ! Smasher: Listen, there's no way I got this wrong!
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Brock: God damnit Smasher, I wanna go to bed >:[
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> It's a brand new, never been slept in bed!
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Smasher the ultimate troll
[13:26] <@sleepingmudkips> Traps me on a hill with no escape
[13:27] * sleepingmudkips is now known as mudkips
[13:27] <@mudkips> packu :' (
[13:27] <@mudkips> you wouldnt trap me on a hill, would you?
[13:28] <@Meowth> i just tried to write packistan
[13:28] <@Meowth> .
[13:28] <@Meowth> pakistan*
[13:28] <@Meowth> and did that instead
[13:28] <@mudkips> packustan
[13:29] <@Meowth> i blame packy
[13:30] <@mudkips> when ISNT packy to blame >:[
[13:31] <Packy> smasher
[13:31] <Packy> you're so mean
[13:37] <@Meowth> you made me say "packystan" >: (
[13:37] <Packy> wat!
[13:37] <Packy> no i didn't
[13:37] <Packy> you never said that
[13:41] <@Meowth> "packistan
[13:41] <@Meowth> "
[13:41] <@Meowth> packi
[13:41] <@Meowth> packy
[13:41] <@Meowth> CLOSE ENOUGH
[13:41] <Packy> NO IT ISN'T
[13:41] <Packy> YOU LIAR
[13:41] <@Meowth> YES IT IS
[13:41] <@Meowth> YOU MADE ME TYPE A C WITH YOUR MIND
[13:41] <@Meowth> TO TURN YOU
[13:42] <@Meowth> INTO
[13:42] <@Meowth> A COUNTRY
[13:42] <@Meowth> even though you're already fat enough to be one
[13:42] <Packy> i am one
[13:42] <Packy> i'm packystan
[13:42] <@Meowth> SEE
[13:42] <Packy> then again
[13:42] <Packy> i'm also antarctica.......
[13:43] <@Meowth> you're a country and a continent
[13:43] <@Meowth> you're australia
[13:43] <Packy> africa's a pretty big country
So not only does Smasher trap me on a hill, not letting me sleep, he also ignores me to conduct a conversation with Packy about his incompetent spelling abilities. >:[ I SHALL DEFEAT YOU MY EVIL RIVAL! Ahem, back to the story.
*walks up hill only to find some freak in a green hat laying on the ground staring off into the distance.*
*cautiously approaching said freak*
[19:11] <@brockymon_Black_2> ???: It's soooo pretty!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> ???:Hey there! Don't you agree!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> ! ???: Oh! my name is Bianca!
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I'm the assistant of the Pokemon Professor- Professor Juniper
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: By the way, I'm looking for someone. Do you know a person named Brock?
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:12] <@brockymon_Black_2> n
[19:13] <@Gamefreak75> brock's a criminal, dont trust hi,
[19:13] <@Gamefreak75> him
*It's true, dont trust me, just let me go back to bed.*
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> ! Bianca: Oh wait, you're Brock!
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> damnit
*damnit*
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> Woooow! You're ex-act-ly like what I heard!
[19:13] <@brockymon_Black_2> What's that supposed ot mean >:[
[19:13] <Packy> you're hot
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Nice to meet you!
[19:14] <@Gamefreak75> she knows your description
[19:14] <@Gamefreak75> she's turning you in
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...does this mean I can go back to bed now?
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I have a really important request to ask you!
[19:14] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: This isnt about smasher is it....
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: Smasher is over there...
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: You can give him your important request, I wanna sleep
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you help us complete the pokedex?
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...Fuck no, I already completed the pokedex twice, not doing it again.
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Biana: N-no way...
[19:15] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: I-I must have misheard you. Right?
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca This is a very important request.
[19:16] * Magus (Mibbit@svry-7523ctx.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #[Redacted]
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you please help us complete the Pokedex?
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:16] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: ...FUUUUU. I dont want to complete a stupid pokedex again >:[
[19:16] <Magus> n
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: Bitch, i already told you >:[
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Will you please help us complete the Pokedex?
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> y/n
[19:17] <@brockymon_Black_2> ffffff
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: y
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Bianca: Oh wow, thanks!
[19:18] <@brockymon_Black_2> Brock: You do realize I'm just lieing to get you off my back right?
I really was just lieing. I caught all 151 in Red. I've had my fill of filling pokedexs, there is no way I am completing this one. >:[
And now I find that I missed a section in my logs, so I'll be posting this, and going back to grab the next section, in which I will be choosing my first pokemon!! Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I didnt enjoy making it! Ho ho ho, I really do need a nap.
