What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

The revisionists lied.
My hair is naturally very light green or sometimes white.

 

[Koops]

Hold on now, so you're telling me, that you... can change hair color at will? Or at game developpers will depending on the situation.

 

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

It's not about will. it's about perspective.

 

[Koops]

So if you are in 2D your hair is white or green, but in 3D it turns blue?

 

[Princess Céline]

A young woman and a middle-aged man seem confused over something. Is there a problem?

 

[Koops]

Do not refer to me as a middle aged man, refer to me as "you".

As for your question, my friend, I'm confused because of this crazy lady. She like wants a piece of me or something.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now you seem to be scared of a snake.

 

[Koops]

It's not that, it's a student that I pictured as a snake and surprisingly tried to attack me.

My reaction was brutal that time.

 

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

Speaking of snakes, of which I proudly call my relatives, my friend once said that in order to combat spider infestation, he would buy a box of cobras.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

So wait, is your hair like that infamous "white-and-gold/black-and-blue" dress from a few years back?

And if you want to combat a spider infestation, just call the Mario Party 7 crew. (Spider Stomp)

 

[PrinceLarryKoopa88]

Actually that dress idea would be better applied to Iggy because his hair change is really noticeable (especially now with that Superstar remake er)

 

[Occasionally Returns]

I hear that you hate spiders...

 

[Koops]

Oh no! It's a humanoid spider!

We must swat it away with swords!

 

[Mintiously]

OH MY GOD IT'S A HUMANOID KOOPA KICK IT'S SHELL

See, it ain't nice when I do it.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Thank you, deary. For that, I will give you a discount on Spider Cider and Spider Donuts.

 

[Mintiously]

Oh hell yea! Thanks, Muffet. //Pays for some Spider Cider

 

[Occasionally Returns]

That'll be 800G. Thank you very much. >;3

 

[J-Yoshi64]

*bad spider puns*

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Have you been hanging around Sans?

 

[J-Yoshi64]

No, but I was in a comedy group in high school.

 

[Mister Apple]

My one gets eaten.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Can confirm.

 

[Mister Apple]

My one gets eaten.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Oh, an apple. This could work for some Spider cider.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I am not arachnophobic, fortunately