What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Oh, really? Does it have shops?

IT BETTER!
 
Why yes, miss. We have candy, orbs, hexes, and even Genie Lamps! We'll even sell you a Cellular Shopper so you can stay in touch with us and buy a needed Warp Pipe or something!
 
Yeah, candy! They're all delicious. Some might transform you into a vampire or a stone head or a ball or a spring... but the effects are only temporary.
 
I shall crash your party whether you like it or not. Refuse me and you shall be terminated. Especially the fat man
 
Sorry space dragon, the party is beyond the point of getting crashed. But we will expel the yellow fat man from our club if he offends you.
 
WHAT! How can this be??? Just for that, I'm taking my aggression out on the fat man now you had better send him out
 
Yeah, the entire thing was the yellow fat man's fault. Especially now that your lair has been covered in toilet rolls and toilet paper. Yeesh, I don't know what he was drinking. It's not like we offer booze or any sort of drugs there... they just ruin the party.

We'll trick the yellow fat man by saying there's a treasure chest outside. Then, SLAM! kicked out and at the mercy of a lethal metal dragon... thing. Hope you enjoy your party! Here are some refreshments! You shouldn't kill yellow fat men while going thirsty!
 
Ah now this is more like it! Your planet shall be spared.

Now as for YOU FAT MAN, you will clean up my spaceship at once or you shall be sent to the extreme heat of a supernova where you will perish. I would do it myself, but you stink too much and I need to keep this mouth for striking fear into others, not stinking fear into them