What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Meta Knight]

No but it's okay I just realized my powers were too great for all those fools. Especially that silly penguin (although some aren't fools).

 

[Lord Bowser]

you're too op

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I was going to see if your head worked like a punching bag, but J said no.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario just called. He wants to make steak out of you.

Don't blame us, but we tried locking him up last time...

 

[Lord Bowser]

gah too much

 

[J-Yoshi64]

What are you, anyway? A grey pear-head?

Wario just called. He wants to make steak out of you.

Don't blame us, but we tried locking him up last time...

Crud. How'd he know it was me?
What? I mean- uh...

 

[Magikrazy]

No but it's okay I just realized my powers were too great for all those fools. Especially that silly penguin (although some aren't fools).

Leave my daughter out of this!

 

[Lord Bowser]

What are you, anyway? A grey pear-head?

I am a fey pansexual alcoholic non-human

 

[Mintiously]

No but it's okay I just realized my powers were too great for all those fools. Especially that silly penguin (although some aren't fools).

Leave Pingu out of this!

NOOT NOOT

 

[Magikrazy]

What is a pingu? I do not speak crazy robot language.

 

[Mintiously]

I'm not into Pingu, but all I know is that he says "Noot Noot".

Also, I talk.