What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Specific Neptune]

*uses Metal Claw on paper thing*

WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS.

UNKNOWN LIFEFORM SIGHTED.
IDENTIFY TARGET...
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS POKEMON.
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS ALLY.
DESIGNATION: REGISTEEL.
USER AND DESIGNATED TARGET ARE COMPATIBLE. NO FURTHER ACTION IS TO BE TAKEN.

Uh, I saw Regigigas earlier, trying to kill people as usual.

Springtrap. This is your final warning. Please put your hands behind your head, kneel down to the floor, and surrender. You have been identified as potentially dangerous with criminal intent. If you do not surrender, further action will be taken. Reminder. This is your final warning.

He hasn't tried to kill me yet! Course, I haven't given him a reason to. Or maybe I'm just too small for him to see me.

UNKNOWN LIFEFORM SIGHTED.
IDENTIFY TARGET...
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS DINOSAUR.
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS HARMLESS.
DESIGNATION: YOSHI.

Hello Yoshi. Please remain vigilant at all times for any dangerous attacks. If any dangerous attacks are found, contact your local authorities. Thank you for your time.

 

[TheFarmboy]

I'm just confused, can someone bring me up to speed?

 

[YuruNex]

Regigigas is trying to destroy his threats. Why? I dunno.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

And I'm not one of the threat. Yet. Where's my water bazooka?
Oh wait. J confiscated it.

 

[Meta Knight]

Well let me just take to the skies

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Hey, can you look for my water bazooka up there?

 

[TinTinfinite]

Hey, cool! Another Yoshi! 8) Sup?

Sup

 

[Dimentio1]

YOSHIS!? YUCK!

WELL, I SEND THAT YOSHI TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

 

[Mintiously]

I go to that dimention and get the Yoshis back.

Kirby appears, and eats you.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ALL of you UGLY peasants shall QUIT this PATHETIC conversation, for I should be the ONLY point of conversation around THESE parts!

 

[Mintiously]

I'm sorry, this isn't Pheniox Wright's game.