What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Specific Neptune]

...Ok? That's a lovely picture mate, but, uh, in case you haven't noticed, I've got a lovely great big gun pointed at your fat fuckin' face!

 

[Megamario15]

...Ok? That's a lovely picture mate, but, uh, in case you haven't noticed, I've got a lovely great big gun pointed at your fat fuckin' face!

(That was you)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Wait a second, I'm a picture? Nah, looks like I'm a human being!

 

[Megamario15]

Wait a second, I'm a picture? Nah, looks like I'm a human being!

(You're the goomba in the picture)

 

[Specific Neptune]

I'm not a goomba! Listen here, I'm a human being! Not a mushroom in some painting you purchased at an auction hall! Now stop messing around!

 

[YuruNex]

Wait a second, I'm a picture? Nah, looks like I'm a human being!

(You're the goomba in the picture)

˙ןןɐ ʇɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıן ʞooן ʇ,usǝop ǝɥ

(He doesn't look like that at all.)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Holy crap! You're upside down! How are you doing that?!

 

[YuruNex]

dןǝɥ puǝs

ǝɹns uǝʌǝ ʇou ɯ,ı

(I'M NOT EVEN SURE

SEND HELP)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Hang on mate, I'll see if Bain knows anything about it!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

*does a hand stand* Does this help?

 

[Specific Neptune]

I guess so...? I mean, I'm not an expert or anything mate, so I guess I'll trust your judgement.