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Dr. Murder said:
Good morning, you bastards!
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*War Doctor immediately gets up, and whacks the teddybear across the room with the back of his hand, before going back to tinkering with his tardis*
 
*War Doctor grabs the teddy bear's hand before he can blow him up*

Now now, no destroying people. I'll have you locked up in my trophy room if you carry on the way you're going.

And perhaps if you weren't so rude, you might not have gotten the back hand.

*War Doctor releases his hand*

And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
 
War Doctor said:
And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
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Then you are the three-year old. Matches your description perfectly. And you are the one having delusions. I'm not in your "Trophy Room".
 
Dr. Murder said:
War Doctor said:
And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
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Then you are the three-year old. Matches your description perfectly. And you are the one having delusions. I'm not in your "Trophy Room".
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Are you even listening? I said I will lock you up in my trophy room if you go on the way you are going. I haven't locked you up yet!

And oh good, an old man is a three year old. You'll be perfect for human physiology at your "pretend school".

Run along, you rubbish bear. I have to fix my tardis, and return to the damn time war, so that I can die in peace, and end what I started.

*War Doctor pushes the bear away*

Michell said:
War Doctor said:
Why do you all worship a crime-fighting bowl?
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I don't, mostly only americans do

and its a sporting event, not a crime fighter or a bowl
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Then why call it a Super Bowl? If it's neither super, nor a bowl, then they shouldn't call it super, or a bowl!
 
So, the TARDIS analyses its surroundings, then takes the appearance of a 1963 police box? Sounds kinda stupid.
 
No...I never said that....but....you seem to have it spot on. Only, the chameleon circuit is broken, and therefore is stuck as a Police Box from 1963.