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Why...Why must a kappa like me suffer this pain...?
 
Bane: For your random babbling! I warned you all about our cold fuses. Some are longer and deeper than others, and all end with explosives. My explosive is a nuclear warhead. Others, such as our friend Cadence up there, have the longest fuses which are attached to fire crackers, simple, small explosions. Others have the longest fuses which are attached to dynamite, like our good friend Khan. Some have short fuses that are attached to fire crackers, such as Grovyle, while others have their short fuses which are attached to dynamite, such as Mr. Mad-Eye over there. Everyone has their limit. My fuse is short, thin, and easy to wear down, and runs deep into my explosive.
 
Nitori: ...

??: Did someone just say "nuclear"?

*Utsuho "Okuu" Reiuji crashes into the scene*

Okuu: Try all you want, but I'm the strongest nuclear being around here!

*Nitori escapes while Okuu distracts the group*
 
*Bane orders everyone to attack the invaders and subdue them. Bane himself runs after the girl, who couldn't have gotten far due to her extensive wounds. He grabs the girl, and brings her back into the main room*

Bane: Gentlemen.....Ladies.....THIS is what happens when people forget their PLACES!!

*Bane pulls out a dagger from his pocket, and moves the dagger very quickly towards the girl's chest. Before he can stab her, however, Cadence lets out a small scream. Bane stops, looks towards everyone, who are in shock. Bane alternates between looking towards the group, and looking back at the young girl. He eventually calms down and drops her to the floor. Bane walks towards Cadence*

Bane: Mend her wounds. Wipe her memory. And throw her out onto the street.

*Bane walks out, allowing Cadence to heal the girl, to wipe her memory, and to send her away*
 
Nitori: Now where was I? Oh yes. I've gotta get back to Marisa's house, as she's really concerned about me!

*Nitori leaves the group for Marisa's house*

*Okuu is still with the group*

Okuu: You don't know the power of nuclear fusion! MEGA FLARE!

*Okuu fires a blast of nuclear energy from her arm cannon at the group*
 
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Nitori: Now where was I? Oh yes. I've gotta get back to Marisa's house, as she's really concerned about me!

*Nitori leaves the group for Marisa's house*

*Okuu is still with the group*

Okuu: You don't know the power of nuclear fusion! MEGA FLARE!

*Okuu fires a blast of nuclear energy from her arm cannon at the group*
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*Thor jumps in front of the blast and absorbs the energy into his hammer. Pyro manages to sneak up behind this "Okuu" and subdues him.*

Grovyle: Immobilise him.

*Jack Harkness pulls out a laser and zaps Okuu once, immobilising him*

Jack: I think it's about time we get rid of these guys.

Grovyle: Well, don't kill them. There's been enough blood on Bane's hands alone, I'd rather not add to our individual counts.

Jack: No sir. We'll take him down to the dungeon.

Grovyle: Alright.

*Pyro and Jack take Okuu's immobilised body down to the dark tunnels where he is locked away as a prisoner.*

Bunnymund: Well ain't this place full of sunshine?

Grovyle: You're one of us now. You'll never see the sunshine again as long as you're here.

Bunnymund: I figured that when I joined a crew full o' freaks like him.

Grovyle: I'm glad you didn't expect any less.

*Grovyle turns to Joey and Radagast*

Grovyle: Make sure he gets fed every 6 hours.

Radagast: Yes sir.

Joey: Yeah. So, uh, when do we get food ourselves?

Grovyle: You'll have to wait. We're not built upon the foundations of food.

Joey: Well I can't say I haven't missed meals in the past...alright...

*Joey and Radagast leave to the cells*
 
*Deep down in the tunnels, Jack and Pyro are carrying Okuu down to his cell. Okuu is moaning in pain.*

Jack: Hey, c'mon buddy, it's not that bad. Sorry about the laser there, but you gave us no choice. Don't worry, we'll keep you nice and comfortable, right Pyro?

Pyro: Mmfff! Mmmfphh mmphh mmmff MMFFF!!

Jack: You ever considered taking that mask off?

*Pyro gives Jack a stare*

Jack: Hey, it was just a suggestion! Heck, it would be easier to understand ya without that mask. Probably be easy to hit on you too, but hey, I'm flexible. With the mask or without the mask, I don't really mind.

*Jack gives Pyro a quick wink, causing Pyro to stare at him in disgust even more.*

Jack: And maybe it wouldn't make me seem so lonely, talking to myself.

*Jack and Pyro eventually reach the cells, and arrive at a small cell with a nice plump bed. Jack and Pyro lay Okuu gently down into the bed.*

Jack: Theeeeeere you go. You're quite heavy for such a small guy.

*Jack and Pyro exit the cell, and lock the door. Jack stands just outside the cell door, while Pyro walks back up.*

Jack: They'll probably come to feed you in the next half hour or so. Don't know how long they're planning to keep you here, but I'll try to petition for an early release.

*Jack hesitates for a second, but then walks back up to the main room, leaving Okuu alone.*
 
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*stares at Radagast*

....is there shit on your face?
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*Radagast simply looks at the strange pony to the side, and edges away towards Khan.*

Radagast: That pony there...it was talking to me!

Khan: So?

Radagast: So! Ponies don't usually talk! This is a surprise to me!

Khan: Cadence is a pony, you old fool.

Radagast:...Oh.

*Khan simply sighs and walks away.*