What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Specific Neptune]

You've been helpful as of late, Amelia. I'm entrusting you with the General's defense. You can fight alongside me during any battles, which should be happening soon.

 

[MarioFan]

What can i do?

 

[Specific Neptune]

Man the boundaries. That's probably for the best right now. Gwahahahahaha!

 

[MarioFan]

What weapon do i take?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Me! Me! I'm a sword when I want to be!

 

[MarioFan]

Ok, i take the talking sword...

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

you mean the talking umbrella?

 

[MarioFan]

He/she/it said he/she/it can be a sword if he/she/it wanted to

 

[Toadsworth]

Hey Toadsworth, i find your mustache awesome!

Thank you missy. I spend 40 minutes every morning just to trim this mustache, so it makes me joyful to know that it's being noticed. ...
I'd love to tell you more about my fancy mustache, but I got a princess to find!

 

[Magikrazy]

I wish I had a mustache. I just have a gland that emits foul odors when I'm bored.

*Zoidberg is bored.

 

[U freak]

I can't have a mustache, because I'm not a real boy yet. The cricket in my pocket has a mustache though.

 

[MarioFan]

Hey Toadsworth, i find your mustache awesome!

Thank you missy. I spend 40 minutes every morning just to trim this mustache, so it makes me joyful to know that it's being noticed. ...
I'd love to tell you more about my fancy mustache, but I got a princess to find!

Maybe Bowser got her...