What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Amelia! It's me! I've turned to jelly! GWAHAHAHA!
 
*cuts in half with chainsaw*
*cuts in quarters with machete*
*breathes fire*
*runs over with ice cream truck*

Why are you still alive?
 
Dave or whatever your name is, why not go secure the southern foundation? There's been a severe lack of discipline down there, and I'd like to know why! GWAHAHAHA!