What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[GalacticPetey]

I think you're the food.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Well, there are soldiers on the battle field, go eat them

 

[Mario4Ever]

Shhh. Everything will be fine.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Well I bloody well hope so, there's a knife two inches into my padding.

 

[Mario4Ever]

*drives it in further and twists*

There we are.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Well that's not very nice.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Eep, still not deep enough.

You know what, I think I'll just remove it.

*removes*

Here's your dagger back, please go that way, and kill some soldiers over there. I'm old, I've got age spots. They're young, tender, nice to eat. Go feast on them.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Playing hard to get. I like that. Try not to shoot your eye out. Spoils the taste of the brain, you know.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ok then!

*turns to captain price*

Shoot my left eye. Shoot it, shoot it now.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Yes, Captain Price, please do. Show him how loyal you are.

 

[GalacticPetey]

You're really creeping me out.

 

[Shyghoul]

Ok then!

*turns to captain price*

Shoot my left eye. Shoot it, shoot it now.

Alright,if you say so mate.

*shoots eye out*

 

[Mario4Ever]

Nice shot, Captai