What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Because it looks weird. I have a friend in fashion. She's a pony, but she can get you proper gear.
 
Well there's your problem, you're not going to school! Off to school, young man. And when you get back, I'll have Twilight whip you up some clothes. She might not be ale to make them, but I think one of her friends can.

*looks back, stands watch*
 
My, my, what have we here? You don't honestly expect to shoot anything with that, do you? Never mind that bringing a gun to dinner is quite rude.
 
I do, good sir. I know you. You're that cannibal guy that I've been hearing of. I'll let you in on a deal. You don't eat me or any of my friends, and for every enemy I kill, you can eat them.