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[Specific Neptune]

For God's sake, this is no time to be baking cakes! Quickly, into the cellar!

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi? Yoshi-Yoshi Yoshi?

(Cellar? Are we going to have a party here?)

 

[Specific Neptune]

That's right, the cellar will keep you safe! You too, princess.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

May I offer a drink?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

So you protect the ones that are suposed to protect you but instead they are just being cowards so Bowser can get through easily and just kidnap you while you're just sitting there not even trying to run while the kingdom is getting destroyed?
Good protecting there!

Um... Excuse me Miss. Gomez, but have you ever tried to rule a kingdom which is constantly being attacked by an oversized evil turtle who attacks on a weekly basis? Giving us little to no time to reconstruct? It's not easy. So please... I don't tell you how to do your stuff, so please don't tell me how to do mine. Thank you.

 

[MarioFan]

That's right, the cellar will keep you safe! You too, princess.

What is going on?

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi!

(We are going to have a party in the cellar!)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

With drinks! And cake! And HAM!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

OMG ham? WHERE?

 

[MarioFan]

Ham? I love ham!

 

[Specific Neptune]

We will hold off the invasion, you must all get to safety!

Quickly now, into the cellar.

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi. Yoshi!

(Yay, the party is about to start!)