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[NotABannableOffense]

I was doing mostly for the jumps that have you strafe.

I can't strafe.

Don't hold W when jumping, hold A or D.

I know, I'm getting better.

A quick how to guide for those confused on how to not WM1 with the Axtinguisher.

 

[MCS]

by the way I still have 5 Strange Back Scratchers from the raffle I won months ago that I don't really need, so those are open for anyone who wants to buy them

 

[NotABannableOffense]

My S. Beggar's Bazooka joined the double digets club.

 

[MCS]

Very cool.

I played TF2 for a few hours on end today, got my strange Spycicle up to 100 kills (finally) and got the Firefighter achievement for Pyro.

 

[Crypt Raider]

My S. Beggar's Bazooka joined the double digets club.

I've been using that thing of beauty more often than the stock launcher lately. I miss never having to actually be worried about ammo and being capable of doing more than just making a Sniper duck at long range, but getting a cheap kill around the corner when someone walks into a barrage just makes it really OP sometimes.

 

[Garlic Man]

My S. Beggar's Bazooka joined the double digets club.

I've been using that thing of beauty more often than the stock launcher lately. I miss never having to actually be worried about ammo and being capable of doing more than just making a Sniper duck at long range, but getting a cheap kill around the corner when someone walks into a barrage just makes it really OP sometimes.

Do people really duck (crouch) to avoid projectiles?

I find that image hilarious for some reason

 

[Crypt Raider]

Do people really duck (crouch) to avoid projectiles?

I find that image hilarious for some reason

That was somewhat a joke, meant more that any aware Sniper can easily just strafe away or not move at all because the rockets are really fucking inaccurate, but you'd be surprised that it does work sometimes if you can't strafe when a grenade or something is heading your way, though it's most useful to do as Heavy.

 

[Garlic Man]

i just click the 'dont die' button (M2) and i'm fine


dodging is for noobs lolol

 

[Crypt Raider]

Oh yeah

gotta remember to use that Dead Ringer more often as Heavy

 

[Garlic Man]

yeah or just run away really fast and use double jumps to dodge, that's what i do when im not playing spy


I just realized I play those two classes the most because I can most easily avoid death with them. Dying sucks.

 

[Uniju]

marty's innate fear of oblivion subconciously affects every choice he makes in his day-to-day life

 

[Garlic Man]

oblivion is okay


but skyrim was better

 

[MCS]

So I was talking to Packy, and:

Flint: HAVE FUN, BAI
Flint: OH
Flint: I COMPLETELY FORGOT
Flint: I was at FYE yesterday
Flint: and oh my god
Flint: They had TF2 merchandise
Flint: They had a stuffed Pyro and a stuffed Scout and Demoman's sticky bombs as plushies

this surprised me, I didn't know they had TF2 merchandise out. That's really damn cool. I wonder if they have any other class plushies.

 

[Crypt Raider]

this surprised me, I didn't know they had TF2 merchandise out. That's really damn cool. I wonder if they have any other class plushies.

http://store.valvesoftware.com/?g=7

 

[MCS]

Wow, that's neat. So yeah, those are the only 2 class plushies now, then. I can see them making the rest of the classes as well as a Sentry figurine or plushie.

 

[Garlic Man]

Yeah, Valve has a ton of merchandise. I have the Scout Beanie, the Force a Nature T-shirt, a Doug Ratmann T-shirt (not longer in sale unfortunately), and a Portal mousepad.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

HOW TO MIC SPAM: AN INSTRUCTIVE GUIDE BY NABO

Spoiler

Items:
-1 Short or Medium Male-to-Male 3.5mm audio cable
-1 3.5mm cable splitter
-1 pair of headphones
Steps:
-Turn off game audio
-Plug Splitter into headphone jack
-Plug headphones in one half
-Plug the male-to-male into the other half
-Plug the other end of male-to-male into mic jack.
-Turn up the music
-Hold down the push to talk key.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

hldj is a much easier option

 

[NotABannableOffense]

hldj is a much easier option

But i was bored and it was 3 in the morinig.

I don't wan to have to download shit.

Kids these days with their "Half-Life Disc Jockey".

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

heres the poster for the next event

i forgot to livestream it

i dont know if groden would want me to post it early

Spoiler

 

[NotABannableOffense]

heres the poster for the next event

i forgot to livestream it

i dont know if groden would want me to post it early

Spoiler

So amazing

Also, did you know that you can level up strange demoman melees in cp_degrootkepp super easily? I got almost 300 kills in one hour.

 

[Crypt Raider]

problem

that requires playing degroot keep

 

[NotABannableOffense]

problem

that requires playing degroot keep

just pretend it isn't a cp map.

"Hey what map you playing brudda"
"Oh, you know tdm_Degrootkeep my brah."

Got me some white summer shades

 

[Crypt Raider]

problem

that still requires playing degroot keep

 

[NotABannableOffense]

problem

that still requires playing degroot keep

just pretend it isn't degroot keep


"Hey what map you playing brudda"
"Oh, you know tdm_lotsoswordsinacastle my brah."