The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure

[Nabber]

Oh god... who came up with the idea for this sick, twisted movie?

 

[Pyro]

"thomas the tank engine"

suddenly i care

"get out of your seats and join us kids"

then i don't

 

[Dr. Javelin]

The only thing that could make this worse is the addition of Barney.

 

[Nabber]

The only thing that could make this worse is the addition of Barney.

Why are you jinxing this
They could end up adding every horrible kids character. Ever.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Hopefully they would leave out good characters, like... ah... er... hm.

 

[RandomGuy]

What the hell has happened

 

[Time Turner]

Oh no, a movie for little kids! Run for your life!

Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?

 

[RandomGuy]

The funniest part of the trailer is where the parents are waving the babies

 

[Nabber]

Oh no, a movie for little kids! Run for your life!

Seriously, what is wrong with you guys?

Did you even watch the trailer?

It's bad even for a kids movie.

 

[RandomGuy]

The movie is supposedly to encourage children and parents dancing and singing.
Why?
Because it's an interactive movie

 

[Revin]

I watched the trailer for 10 seconds then stopped. What did I miss?

 

[Nabber]

A character that enjoys pulling down his pants.

A lot.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

hey, i wasn't actually horrified

although adding barney would be worse because adding barney to anything makes it worse

unless you make him a kill-able enemy in which case it makes anything more awesome