The official "Hi, I'm new here!" thread

Marilith said:
Drift said:
Welcome aboard Air MarioBoards, JustPeachy. Please remember to keep your seatbelt fastened at all times as we often go through turbulence.
Meals sold separately, drinks are complementary.
Again, thanks for choosing Air MarioBoards.
Hey, this is not an airline, it's a resort with the Wiki Hellish Pits of Death! Geez, people...
Be warned, some of the rooms have rats and bats and Digimon in them
 
Agent Smith said:
Marilith said:
Drift said:
Welcome aboard Air MarioBoards, JustPeachy. Please remember to keep your seatbelt fastened at all times as we often go through turbulence.
Meals sold separately, drinks are complementary.
Again, thanks for choosing Air MarioBoards.
Hey, this is not an airline, it's a resort with the Wiki Hellish Pits of Death! Geez, people...
Be warned, some of the rooms have rats and bats and Digimon in them
The Digimon are the worse. *shudders*
 
Just Peachy said:
Hello everyone! I've been looking for a strictly Mario forum, and this seems like a pretty good one. A little bit about myself; I've been a fan of Mario since the fifth grade and still going strong (college student now). My favorite series is Mario Kart. I play Mario Kart Wii online so if you would like a race, feel free to let me know. ^^ Also, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is my favorite game. I am also a fan of the Pokemon series, and play a bit of Sonic and Harvest Moon as well. Looking forward to getting started here. Hope to see you around the forums. :)

-Just Peachy :peach:

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE MARIOBOARDS TRAIN, CHOO CHOO!!!

Anyways, welcome, Peachy!
 
Duo said:
Just Peachy said:
Hello everyone! I've been looking for a strictly Mario forum, and this seems like a pretty good one. A little bit about myself; I've been a fan of Mario since the fifth grade and still going strong (college student now). My favorite series is Mario Kart. I play Mario Kart Wii online so if you would like a race, feel free to let me know. ^^ Also, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is my favorite game. I am also a fan of the Pokemon series, and play a bit of Sonic and Harvest Moon as well. Looking forward to getting started here. Hope to see you around the forums. :)

-Just Peachy :peach:

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE MARIOBOARDS TRAIN, CHOO CHOO!!!

Anyways, welcome, Peachy!
It's not a train, it's not an airline, IT'S A FREAKING RESORT! God, get your vacations straight...
 
キノピオ八十五 said:
you're all wrong.

it's a theme park.

and mindless junk is the roller coaster.
*facepalm*
 
Lakitulerapide said:
Welcome Peachy. Beware of the stray Chain-Chomp.
You shoulda warned me, I got bit five times in the butt by that thing.
 
Marilith said:
Lakitulerapide said:
Welcome Peachy. Beware of the stray Chain-Chomp.
You shoulda warned me, I got bit five times in the butt by that thing.
Lakitulerapide said:
Hey there. Enjoy your stay. Watch out for our stray Chain-Chomp.