Jokes Thread

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
hey i made one of these a long time ago

Knock Knock!

Who's There?

:mario:

:mario: who?

...you're kidding right?
- joke of the year
 

Dr. Javelin

Nathan Latsk
so this is the bad jokes thread amirite

the best jokes here on the forums are

1. someone saying something incredibly silly or stupid
2. someone snarking at someone who said something silly or stupid

just look in people's sigs
 

Roxy

Dynamite
Wow what a pointless retarted fucking stupid thread
 

IceShadow1199

NOPE, THE PARASOL ISN'T A KIRBY IDEA I SWEAR
Banned User
Roxy said:
Wow what a pointless retarted *bleep*ing stupid thread
Coming from the one who made the "Seriously" thread.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

ajfhaiofdjofjdaojdkjdoddfsgsfjdffdghgsohrfdghifodaoijgfsghodsfsdogdhoasifsdgosfdjgos

What country are you from?

asjaofajioadiojdscjksfjidosfdsfsdfadsojf

Dude, I can't understand your language, just go take a english class or something.
 

Puddin

eat the rich
Enough. The issue has been taken care of for the time being.

Sunscreen said:
This thread is for jokes, enjoy.
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10. One to change the lightbulb and 9 to say they could have done a better job!
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Roxy said:
Wow what a pointless retarted fucking stupid thread
Allow me to pick at every single individual word in this post.

Wow: This was my reaction to your post, albeit sarcastically.
what: This was also my reaction, and no comma? Someone needs better grammar.
a: The only correct word in this post.
pointless: The point is to make jokes, duh.
retarded: Since this thread has no brain, it's impossible for it to have a mental disability, or be retarded.
fucking: This thread also has no reproductive organs, and therefore cannot "fuck".
thread: And lastly, if you don't like a thread, don't post in it. It's as simple as that.

Now to be on topic.

What do you when an idiot throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back. ;D
 
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