Unicorn Appreciation Day

Smashgoom202

Dry Bowser
Retired Wiki Staff



Robot Unicorn Attack

And of course, lest we forget...
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And then there's these two...
 
I refuse to accept celebration that's not a national holiday/month
 
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if you believe in magic~

(also, you can get that item free in-game if you buy the real inflatable Balloonicorn in the Valve store. Which is $20. Fuck you)
 
The only thing for which unicorns are useful is keeping Voldemort alive.
 
Much to my dismay, it turns out that unicorns did not originate from Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Norse, or Saxon mythology, so I cannot find anything witty to say about this holiday (except possibly what M4E said). I eagerly await Pegasus Appreciation Day.
 
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
 
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